Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML
Today, I smelled chicken nuggets and asked my boyfriend if he was making some. He wasn't. It was my armpits. FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
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lolzRaptor 1
Totally **** your life, out of everything on this website of misfortunes, unpleasant events and encounters, your life is the most ****** up. You must be extremely miserable, I feel deeply sorry that you had sexual intercourse various times, and then ended up having a smell of chicken linger around you. /sarcasm
onlysoph 0
I am officially over these kinds of FML's. Move on people
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Comments (148)
baller789 0
Niggers beaners and chinks!!!!!!!!!!!!! Women are the second class citizens eat my shit bitch then clean it up
mo_the_owl 0
why does everyone consider these fmls?? get over it. you have a boyfriend and you got laid and probably an overall cushy existence. but OMG my boyfriend said something quirky and out of context so i hate this world!!!! bahahh now i'm gonna post it! my friends sister died last week my its my life that's ******!!
deliapearl 0
how romantic!
GreenDaemon21 0
us guys get hungry after sex get over it
TheKitsune 0
So go make him a sammich and he'll love you more!
Jimboom 11
Smells like fish, tastes like chicken.. we all know where you been a licking.
timlol_fml 0
and then he went down on you and said 'mmm like watermelon'
Raytestrak 3
After having sex a couple of times he probably needed the proteine. Stop complaining.
pifpafpoef 1
Unless you catch him doin' the nasty with an actual chicken, no reason to complain. what is it nowadays with all those whining chicks nowadays ?
DemonicAngel151 0
Lol, 'chicks' XD
plexico 3
Most times after having sex "a few times," the smell in the room is somewhat rank and pungent. If you end up smelling like chicken, I am so hawt for you! Me and lots of other non-vegan dudes!
tbhagg 0
LMFAO! that was so perfect! sadly, i actually lol'd at this fml...