Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
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Today me and my boyfriend were in an adventurous sexual position and as I started to orgasm he slipped, landed awkwardly and dislocated both my hips, while I was in the middle of an orgasm. Somehow the pleasure of the orgasm made the pain worse. I don't think I'll ever want sex again. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriend's shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and somehow managed to pull a back muscle. I’ve been naked for 3 hours, scared to move because it hurts so bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML
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Top comments
Savra_fml 17
Are you the same girl that had her thong visciously ripped off by her boyfriend?
GETxAxLIFE 0
Damn.. Like they say go hard or go home, right?
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Comments (167)
mojobanks 8
I'd stay on top of this situation in the future!
SnailJamsss 6
If both of you were fully naked, how could you have pissed in your pants? That's the real question.
Babushka_Homyak 10
Nowhere in this FML does it say anything about her pants. Read carefully next time.
Savra_fml 17
I bet your first name is Marcy...and your neighbour is called Al.
Enslaved 38
I knew who your listed characters were but I still didn't understand what your comment meant until I scrolled up and saw the OP's name. (:
AndieAvacado 0
ouch! you ok?! FYL
lleej 1
Did you happen to have the song "Wet the Bed" playing when this happened?
Savra_fml 17
Who needs the song when the live act is playing?
YOUareALLretards 1
#36 where didnt you learn to read? It clearly says "The pain made me pee myself" you #36 are clearly a retard
superficialheart 11
This person makes me happy.
GAUZE 5
It said 'pee my pants' first! When I refreshed it then it said 'pee myself'. Not my fault.
somewizdom 15
40 -Moderators CAN edit fmls after theyr're posted idiot! It's happened before.
2wenty0ne21 0
Always go to the bathroom BEFORE sex
Egnar 19
Because dislocating your shoulder is a very serious and common problem during sex. The more you know! And Knowledge is power! O O O and And now you know, and knowing is half the battle. Lets be serious, it's mortifying - She probably didn't even have to go to the bathroom that bad, but the pain loosened up her muscles, not an expected consequence of sex.
Isoldael 27
Even without dislocating your shoulder, it's still a good idea to empty your bladder before sex. There might be some weight on your bladder after all :p
MzMaistry 0
When I read it the first time, I read pee my pants! Now when I read it again, it says pee myself! Wtf! How did I manage that!?!
Savra_fml 17
Schizophrenia. Or editing by the FML team. The choice is up to you.
FleshForFantasy 3
How did you pee your pants if you were fully naked? Either way FYL. That's definitely a mood killer.
superficialheart 11
Guys, clearly it was modified by the FML team, calm down.