Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
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Today me and my boyfriend were in an adventurous sexual position and as I started to orgasm he slipped, landed awkwardly and dislocated both my hips, while I was in the middle of an orgasm. Somehow the pleasure of the orgasm made the pain worse. I don't think I'll ever want sex again. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriend's shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and somehow managed to pull a back muscle. I’ve been naked for 3 hours, scared to move because it hurts so bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML
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Savra_fml 17
Are you the same girl that had her thong visciously ripped off by her boyfriend?
GETxAxLIFE 0
Damn.. Like they say go hard or go home, right?
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Comments (167)
copy125 0
Yea I don't think it's possible to pee your pants if your fully naked....
every1luvsboners 11
The real question is: Did you let him finish?
nightfire2258 26
Boners you are a inspiration to us all!
captainfalcon7 0
what pants?
jarredsj26 7
How did you pee your pants if you were fully naked? Lol
JinxosGirl87 0
Were you laying on top of your pants or something?
likeavirgo 0
Fully naked and peed your pants. That's cool.
Mokashiya 5
You mean.. pee the bed.. right?? Yeah, I thought so.
KiddNYC1O 22
That's a fail right there.
ising20 1
no, she meant what she said. she peed herself.. what's hard to comprehend about that? I agree... fail.
SockMonkey333 0
FAIL
I_AM_DEATHXx 7
I think it's trying to communicate.
every1luvsboners 11
I'm thinking "peed my pants" is more of an expression of speech that's not to be taken literally.
GAUZE 5
...I thought you were fully naked? How did you pee your pants?
superficialheart 11
She said, pee herself.. Not her pants?
GAUZE 5
No, she clearly wrote 'pee her pants' and there is only one explanation I can come up with to answer how she possibly did that: she's a witch....and what do we do with witches?
superficialheart 11
...Yup, I'm confused. See, it says nothing about pants.. Therefore your argument is invalid.
GAUZE 5
Your brain is invalid.
superficialheart 11
Are you lost?
GAUZE 5
When I refreshed it, it says 'pee myself' now...wtf?
superficialheart 11
Was that an apology? Thought so.
GAUZE 5
Hah you wish.
superficialheart 11
Wow really? You were clearly wrong, and even admitted it.. No need to get all serious about it.
GAUZE 5
I wasn't entirely wrong but yes I did admit it. That doesn't at all mean it was an apology :)
Kingrat3154 4
Jesus, that guy must have a lot of passion. He's a keeper
CuteGinger 2
Yes, I assume Jesus must have quite a bit of passion.