Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
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Today me and my boyfriend were in an adventurous sexual position and as I started to orgasm he slipped, landed awkwardly and dislocated both my hips, while I was in the middle of an orgasm. Somehow the pleasure of the orgasm made the pain worse. I don't think I'll ever want sex again. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriend's shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and somehow managed to pull a back muscle. I’ve been naked for 3 hours, scared to move because it hurts so bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML
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Top comments
Savra_fml 17
Are you the same girl that had her thong visciously ripped off by her boyfriend?
GETxAxLIFE 0
Damn.. Like they say go hard or go home, right?
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Comments (167)
LennyComa 39
Things supposed to go in for sex
LordWicker 1
There seems to be an awful lot of stories on here about people breaking/dislocating arms and shoulders during sex, i never realised it was such a hazard
alexwarfield333 1
Sex can hurt
perdix 31
I hope you ****** him reverse cowgirl style before you went to the hospital. You could hold your shoulder in place with your good arm. You don't want to go to the hospital when both of you have problems. If he shows up suffering from blue balls as a result of an unresolved boner, there are nurses there that could ease his pain. I've seen it in ****, so it must be true!
My_Nightmare 19
I'm hoping this wasn't your first time. Otherwise you may never procreate again. . .
c0c0_fml 16
Ouch!! Hope you get better soon. Sometimes men don't realize how strong and heavy they are compared to us lol
LoveLessXlll 8
hahahahaha i can just imagine his expression when all this happened at once *POP* o_o OH SHIT your shoulder came OFF!!!........O_O!!!!!!! WHAT HELL YOU PEED ON ME!!!! ......we are still having sex right?
wehn92 10
so much for passion right? I'm sorry but ydi for having an idiot bf :/ Tsk Tsk Tsk
Jonathan Riedel 10
how is he an Idiot? that was an accident, that happens.
icic6772 0
Maybe that's his fetish.
Savra_fml 17
A crippled girl in a bed wet with piss sounds hot?!?