Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today me and my boyfriend were in an adventurous sexual position and as I started to orgasm he slipped, landed awkwardly and dislocated both my hips, while I was in the middle of an orgasm. Somehow the pleasure of the orgasm made the pain worse. I don't think I'll ever want sex again. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriend's shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and somehow managed to pull a back muscle. I’ve been naked for 3 hours, scared to move because it hurts so bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML
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Top comments
Savra_fml 17
Are you the same girl that had her thong visciously ripped off by her boyfriend?
GETxAxLIFE 0
Damn.. Like they say go hard or go home, right?
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Comments (167)
infaith 5
hey morons! she issued herself not her pants.. like on the bed
Savra_fml 17
Yes morons, she issued herself!!! Spastic!
KMtheDrummer 6
My inner grammar nazi just died a little...
chickenpie90 16
OMG :L
xXkingmikeXx 5
OMG BBQ GTFO STFU :( :) :s XD :p
swinglifeaway123 8
That's hot :)
GAUZE 5
Awww why did my comment get deleted? :( FML you never let me have any fun...
miZscrZee 0
Kids don't be knowing how to sex right.
ahawk 2
Adults don't be knowing grammar
Fruit_Dealer 9
Excuse me but are you on some kind of failure marathon? Like I said last time, I pray for your inabability to breed and/or adopt.
Savra_fml 17
May your prayers be heard 87!
Garytt 0
He made you wet
Savra_fml 17
Actually, I think she wet him, and everything else nearby
GAUZE 5
Sex: You're doing it wrong.
traviemojo 0
Have him pop it back in place with some doggy style
Snafuusmc 12
What a pissy way to go! Ahh it's ok I shit myself at school once.
Savra_fml 17
And you brag about it? Champion!
justanotherhuman 21
Agreed- something almost every human will do at one some point(s) in their life, yet never admit to. You sir, have earned respect points.
yourlifeisbetter_fml 0
Because you crapping your pants at school has to do with this?
justanotherhuman 21
Yeah... it is a good question- but hey, may be worth a painkiller-induced chuckle. Or not. I dunno, it made me snicker; it was a silly attempt at shared-absurdity.