Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately... - FML

By Darcy - 26/10/2011 06:58 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2018 21:00 - United Kingdom

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Today me and my boyfriend were in an adventurous sexual position and as I started to orgasm he slipped, landed awkwardly and dislocated both my hips, while I was in the middle of an orgasm. Somehow the pleasure of the orgasm made the pain worse. I don't think I'll ever want sex again. FML

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By LaLa - 09/01/2012 05:01 - United States

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Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 19:03 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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Leaking

By noname - 22/09/2010 05:37 - Canada

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Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriend's shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML

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Sensitive snowflake

By onepussytwopussy - 07/03/2014 19:47 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML

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By ouch - 25/12/2021 14:01

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and somehow managed to pull a back muscle. I’ve been naked for 3 hours, scared to move because it hurts so bad. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2013 19:10 - United Kingdom - Washington

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML

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By caligirl921 - 11/12/2010 06:00 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML

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Savra_fml 17

Wednesday 26 October 2011 16:29

Are you the same girl that had her thong visciously ripped off by her boyfriend?

GETxAxLIFE 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 16:27

Damn.. Like they say go hard or go home, right?

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jroxursox1 10

Tuesday 13 March 2012 6:50

Bondage?? More pain the better?? Sounds a little too kinky hahaha.

yuyqe 4

Monday 2 April 2012 2:45

Wow, what a turn on... Bondage much?

thejuice1234 0

Sunday 6 May 2012 22:51

On her?! That sucks

NinjaCrumbs 0

Tuesday 26 June 2012 6:11

E-E-EWWWW that's just...what?!? Tell me more :1

Grauncho 27

Monday 5 November 2012 4:48

Why is it so easy for the girls on FML to pee themselves? I swear your badgers are made of whoopie cushions or something.

BekkyLove15 14

Monday 17 February 2014 15:26

Do you have EDS or something? How did it pop out that easily?

lifes_rough23 8

Thursday 7 April 2016 3:57

I didn't know the hulk was your bf Lol

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