Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
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Today me and my boyfriend were in an adventurous sexual position and as I started to orgasm he slipped, landed awkwardly and dislocated both my hips, while I was in the middle of an orgasm. Somehow the pleasure of the orgasm made the pain worse. I don't think I'll ever want sex again. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriend's shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and somehow managed to pull a back muscle. I’ve been naked for 3 hours, scared to move because it hurts so bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML
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Savra_fml 17
Are you the same girl that had her thong visciously ripped off by her boyfriend?
GETxAxLIFE 0
Damn.. Like they say go hard or go home, right?
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Comments (167)
SucksToBeYouBruh 0
Hahahaha lol sucker
nysouby 6
If that's your way of having sex, then how do you wrestle?????
jack_tells_truth 0
You dated the dumb@ss, you deserve it. Hope ya learned a lesson with that shoulder.
dogpup4 23
Yeah, hes such a dumbass for something that was probably an accident.
Radiikle 0
Legit
diablo83 4
But you still had sex with him right?
morganUSA 4
I'm so sorry...that sucks so bad.
auddylynne 0
That's strangely a turn on...
blowntegdb8 5
So you like it rough I guess!!! Nice!!! That is sexy!
freddykrueger56 2
That sucks
Rowen37 0
What the hell??
chongcecilia 0
Lmfao!!!!!!!!! Haha >.< so sorry!