Today, my boyfriend and I went to see his 72-year-old mom who just had minor surgery on her abdomen. When we asked how she was healing, she lifted up her nightgown to show us a bruise near her belly button. She wasn't wearing any underwear. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, while I was lying in bed in a hospital gown, a nurse came to check my vitals. I wasn't wearing any underwear and unbeknownst to me the bottom of my gown had been pulled up. My nurse laughed her head off while pointing this out to me as I covered myself, mortified after accidentally flashing her with my tiny dick. FML
Today, I saw my mom's boyfriend naked. It was only from behind and it was a complete accident but still, ew. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
Today, I was finally having a conversation with my granny, who I don't get to see often. First thing she tells me was that she was going to have surgery soon, because her "women's insides" were "dangling out." FML
Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
Today, my mom and I rented a hotel room. She decided to go to bed, while I watched MythBusters. Apparently, my mom got hot while she slept. She threw the covers off of herself and pulled up her night-gown. I turned to find out that my mother does not wear underwear when she sleeps. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, while my girlfriend is in hospital, I'm left at home with her mom. What I didn't know is that her mom's medication makes her do strange things. I learned that right away when she took a seat next to me, completely naked, on the couch. My girlfriend's mom is my grandmother's age. FML
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aussie_babe91 5
in her defence she was probably on a lot of pain medication, but people in the hospital never care who sees any part of their body, its just how it works.
FFML_314 12
Just think of it as a glimpse into the future.
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Comments (73)
wtflolfail 4
think of it as breaking the ice, you've seen the worse so nothing else she does should surprise you, as a bonus u can bring it up if she has something against you
harviss12 8
GILF
jaesongz 0
lol
Jimboom 12
What are you complaining about? You got to see the place your boyfriend, that you seem to have strong feelings for, came from. Don't you feel closer to him now having seen his birthplace? If, when she lifted up her dress she had done a massive queef now THAT would have been a FYL.
Cassandra2877 0
Hahahahaha
iHateThisLife 10
know what that means? you've been inducted into the family!
stevenmx86 8
You didn't have to look anywhere else op... She was showing you something she wasn't just pulling it up for no reason...ydi for looking...
Helena_18 0
well goodbye sex life..ur boyfriend is definitely gonna recall that image while ur doing it :P:P
jackygirl2 0
i saw that coming when you said "lifted up her nightgown..."
Healtopia 0
waa waa waa. what's that in the distance? it looks like the... waambulance. lol. that is revolting. I saw my pa's balls when he showed my family a bruise on his bum.
iltby 3
Grow up.
Redders123 1
Exactly what I was thinking. GROW UP.
sanjoooo 0
Congratulations, you finally visited/seen your boyfriend's hometown.
biso_fml 0
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
chetak 1
the best reply I have heard