Health, Family, Awkward and Medication: I keep mine hidden - FML

I keep mine hidden

By Anonymous - 17/08/2020 20:00

Today, while my girlfriend is in hospital, I'm left at home with her mom. What I didn't know is that her mom's medication makes her do strange things. I learned that right away when she took a seat next to me, completely naked, on the couch. My girlfriend's mom is my grandmother's age. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Monday 17 August 2020 20:29

Blaming the meds, are we? As a script writer for MILF/GILF porn, we're always looking for new plot twists. Too bad most of our audience just jerks off and leaves before hearing all of our great dialogue.

kimdaa 12

Tuesday 18 August 2020 2:20

It's pretty convenient that GILF had a SUDDEN medically induced strip attack on the VERY SAME EVENING that her daughter JUST HAPPENED to be away for the night! It sounds like GILF had been thinking about seducing you beforehand. Creepy old bat!

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Charlie Given 25

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Monday 17 August 2020 20:17

Yukk Gilf porn 🤣🤣😂

RichardPencil 30

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Monday 17 August 2020 20:53

True GILF porn would be yukky, but in the biz: MILF -> Age 28-30 GILF -> Age 35-37 It's not exactly cinéma vérité

Nic1330 5

Monday 17 August 2020 20:25

that's awkward but funny as hell

RichardPencil 30

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Monday 17 August 2020 20:29

Blaming the meds, are we? As a script writer for MILF/GILF porn, we're always looking for new plot twists. Too bad most of our audience just jerks off and leaves before hearing all of our great dialogue.

kimdaa 12

Tuesday 18 August 2020 2:20

It's pretty convenient that GILF had a SUDDEN medically induced strip attack on the VERY SAME EVENING that her daughter JUST HAPPENED to be away for the night! It sounds like GILF had been thinking about seducing you beforehand. Creepy old bat!

mccuish 25

Tuesday 18 August 2020 7:50

I didn’t even realize GILF porn was a thing till now

sickerthanyou 13

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Wednesday 19 August 2020 3:52

Dude!, you should complain on how no one high five you!

Shawn Briscoe 4

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Monday 24 August 2020 20:08

It’s not the meds she’s trying to see if your loyal to her daughter either she gets some action or finds out your a good guy win win

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