I keep mine hidden

By Anonymous - 17/08/2020 20:00

Today, while my girlfriend is in hospital, I'm left at home with her mom. What I didn't know is that her mom's medication makes her do strange things. I learned that right away when she took a seat next to me, completely naked, on the couch. My girlfriend's mom is my grandmother's age. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 563
You deserved it 100

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Blaming the meds, are we? As a script writer for MILF/GILF porn, we're always looking for new plot twists. Too bad most of our audience just jerks off and leaves before hearing all of our great dialogue.

It's pretty convenient that GILF had a SUDDEN medically induced strip attack on the VERY SAME EVENING that her daughter JUST HAPPENED to be away for the night! It sounds like GILF had been thinking about seducing you beforehand. Creepy old bat!

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Yukk Gilf porn 🤣🤣😂

True GILF porn would be yukky, but in the biz: MILF -> Age 28-30 GILF -> Age 35-37 It's not exactly cinéma vérité

that's awkward but funny as hell

Blaming the meds, are we? As a script writer for MILF/GILF porn, we're always looking for new plot twists. Too bad most of our audience just jerks off and leaves before hearing all of our great dialogue.

It's pretty convenient that GILF had a SUDDEN medically induced strip attack on the VERY SAME EVENING that her daughter JUST HAPPENED to be away for the night! It sounds like GILF had been thinking about seducing you beforehand. Creepy old bat!

I didn’t even realize GILF porn was a thing till now

Dude!, you should complain on how no one high five you!

It’s not the meds she’s trying to see if your loyal to her daughter either she gets some action or finds out your a good guy win win