FML : Today, I watched my mother pull her pants down and, using her hands, feel her butt crack to check if she'd had had an accident. She then pulled her pants...

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Today, I watched my mother pull her pants down and, using her hands, feel her butt crack to check if she'd had had an accident. She then pulled her pants up, went into the kitchen and touched stuff in the refrigerator. FML

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By Nola - / Monday 24 April 2017 16:30 /

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By AnthonyCS5 | 17

#7445188 - Thursday 27 April 2017 12:12

Why in the hell would you sit there and watch that?!?!? I would have looked away immediately at the sight of something suspicious!

By zainman13 | 25

#7445189 - Thursday 27 April 2017 12:12

Wait till you find out the secret ingredient to all her special cooking. Love I tell you, it's love!

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By AnthonyCS5 | 17

#7445188 - Thursday 27 April 2017 12:12

Why in the hell would you sit there and watch that?!?!? I would have looked away immediately at the sight of something suspicious!

By zainman13 | 25

#7445189 - Thursday 27 April 2017 12:12

Wait till you find out the secret ingredient to all her special cooking. Love I tell you, it's love!

By Steve115s | 7

#7445209 - Thursday 27 April 2017 01:01

Burn the house down. Who knows what else she has touched after she has done that

By Colon_Man | 17

#7445237 - Thursday 27 April 2017 02:14

You need help packing your bags?

By Shabnam Moghal | 11

#7445276 - Thursday 27 April 2017 03:11

Well, she HAS been feeding you since birth...NOW you complain?

By Aiden89 | 18

#7445284 - Thursday 27 April 2017 03:39

I was eating breakfast when I read this...ugh

By Mightytall | 27

#7445287 - Thursday 27 April 2017 03:42

And that kids, is how fecal matter and bacteria get into the food chain. Bon Appetit!

By RichardPencil | 22

#7445295 - Thursday 27 April 2017 04:03

Sounds like a highly-effective weight-loss plan! Let's brand it as the "Eat Shit and Die Diet."

By acmariner99 | 13

#7445315 - Thursday 27 April 2017 05:00

That can't be unseen

By Mooglefox | 19

#7445325 - Thursday 27 April 2017 05:32

I take it you have never been to the grocery area of a Wal Mart before...

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