Work, Sex and Family: To the top - FML

To the top

By Anonymous - 08/07/2022 22:00

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Today, my brother and I work for the same company, I’ve been here longer, but he got promoted first and has a higher salary. At first I was afraid he was just better than me, so imagine my relief to discover he’s still an idiot, but he’s just been dicking our manager on the regular. FML

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AzraelAngelus 15

Friday 8 July 2022 22:55

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 9 July 2022 6:13

It's not what you do, it's who you screw. Sadly, that still rings true these days.

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AzraelAngelus 15

Friday 8 July 2022 22:55

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 9 July 2022 6:13

It's not what you do, it's who you screw. Sadly, that still rings true these days.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 9 July 2022 18:09

You should have boned your boss when you had the chance.

JasonThorn 19

Saturday 9 July 2022 18:16

Make a call to HR and bone the manager hard, just not in the way they like.

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