Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
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doctorturkleton 0
I read 'boyfriend' as 'brother.' It made this about 293464802 times worse.
Dejaay 2
hahah, maybe he wanted to learn from the best ;)
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Comments (52)
Cates500 0
join them? JK
Zayna_604 0
okayy dont mean to go stalker status on you but i read your profile and uhh... YOU LOOK NOTHING LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER!! kay dude.
flyersfan365 0
yes he does
BahahahLOL 0
Nah, this guy looks a lot better than JB
mercedes3210 6
Zanya don't ruin the poor guys fantasies. let him think he does look like JB.
Cass3m0 0
Lol, I love how it says Justin Bieber looks like HIM instead of HIM looking like Justin Beiber as most people would say. Kudos for the confidence there.
mercedes3210 6
well 18 wants to look like him lol
bamxitsxandreaa 8
haha soo yeah...he doesn't look like him, he's actually cuter than him....ohh well(: lol.
Ryan488 0
So what did he hear?
Blazer7990 0
it's funny because your boyfriends a pervert.
BahahahLOL 0
That's funny, so am I! We have so much in common :D
Danistars_fml 0
Lool, nice, yeah I think 4some is too much..i would say maybe let your bf join your parents, so he could learn xD
kaitielovestj 0
creeper boyfriend
Dejaay 2
hahah, maybe he wanted to learn from the best ;)
derek8888 0
that's creepy miss.
perdix 31
Do like golfers and have a foursome! You can play it as a scramble, best-ball or four-ball. ;)
katxoxolove 0
umm that's Soo creepy
DjeePee 25
Your boyfriend doesn't know much about privacy and respect, he? Listening to your parents having sex, so wrong on so many levels.
tygerarmy 35
You should went at it with your boyfriend again, to try to be louder.