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Today, I got fired. A woman, who'd been ignoring me at the workplace, told me I wasn't friendly enough. She turned out to be the manager. Apparently, she likes to test the new hires by being extremely cold and unwelcome. She never even introduced herself. Also, it only pays 70% of the minimum wage. FML
Oh, so you're only friendly to people who can do things for you? You should be friendly to everyone, you transactional piece of shit!
Sounds like a fair test for a sub-minimum wage job. The work must be awesome for the wage scale be a race to the bottom.
could be other monetary "benefits" that fall into a weird loophole of the laws depending on the job title and business. Still probably wouldn't stand up in court and if it is an easy legal win most likely a pro-Bono type of thing as well.
Report the business
Jeez. Bullet flippin' DODGED.