Today, I found a schedule in my dorm room that I share with three other guys. Looking at it closer, I realized it was my schedule with notes written in all around it. My roommates have planned their entire days around mine so we won't have any interaction at all. I thought we got along great. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in order to avoid seeing my ex-girlfriend in class, I changed my schedule for "personal reasons." Apparently she had the same idea and changed her schedule as well. We now have all the same classes together. Before, we had just two. FML
Today, my three housemates got into a huge fight and ended up declaring their undying hatred for each other. They now refuse to talk to each other, and I've become their go-between. Yesterday, we signed the lease for another year in the house together. FML
Today, I found out who my randomly assigned roommate was. Out of 10,000+ people, I just happen to get assigned a girl who threatened to kill me. FML
Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML
Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML
Today, my roommate told me that she was studying in the library. Turns out, she didn't feel like going to the library and just spent all afternoon studying in a friend's room because she didn't think I was capable of shutting up for long enough to get any work done. Our other friends agreed. FML
Today, I found out that ALL of my friends were in the same class and I was in a different one. They went away on camp, and I'm going to be alone for this whole week. FML
Today, someone left sticky notes with inspirational messages on everyone's locker. Well, almost everyone. My locker was the only one without a note. FML
Today, I found out why two of my friends race downstairs to each other to the cafeteria everyday at lunch; apparently there's only one free seat at the table with the rest of their friends, and the loser has to eat lunch with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost two years and I broke up. Earlier, we scheduled our classes for senior year to match perfectly. Can't wait. FML
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ShadowLord 3
get new friends.
jonnymohio 2
Take the high road. Don't say anything. Pretend you never saw the schedule. Ask for a room transfer. Move out and don't look back. And once you're out, never acknowledge their existence again.
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ShadowLord 3
get new friends.
Twigggy 0
this is why you should never room with friends, one always ends up hating the other at some point.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Well.
c0c0_fml 16
aww I love ur cat what a cutie :)
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Thanks :)
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
I plan my life around the moon. it allows me to know when the monster in me is about to come out. another bonus is I know when it's my wifes time of the month
ohthebloodygore 16
12, they're not friends. All OP said was he shares a room with 3 guys who he thought got along well with him up until this incident.
Twigggy 0
I was replying to the first comment about getting new friends >.>
ohthebloodygore 16
29, I apologise then. Most people state the number or username when replying to someone so I assumed you meant it toward OP.
mintcar 10
They probably like you enough to make small talk but not enough to spend time with you. You could confront them about it but that might make things awkward. This is why I live in a single, I can no longer deal with roommate drama.
oh_McE_yousofine 2
that's a slap in the keister.
Euphemism 0
Stop dreaming, and live it.
ThatLooksSticky 16
how does your comment relate to the FML?
omgshaylaaa 0
Hmm good question 60- I think she's nuts.
omgshaylaaa 0
well.. no. just no.
iFroFro 0
lol sucks for uuuuuuu
Extacy23 0
Obivisly you thought wrong son
Imgonnadie_fml 0
that sucks :( FYL
azolee95 0
wow that sux tell em your glad they ****** off
omgshaylaaa 0
sucks * them * you're
ohthebloodygore 16
8, if you're going to correct... correct the whole thing.
Euphemism 0
^ Indeed ^
ThatLooksSticky 16
no need to. point out the mistakes and let them fix it themselves. it's the only way they'll learn.
nycy 0
If you're gonna be a grammar Nazi use capitalization.
omgshaylaaa 0
First of all, why would I "correct the whole thing" when the rest of the sentence is already correct? It makes much more sense to correct the incorrect words. Also, why use capitals? Those words should be lowercase because they fall in the middle of the sentence.. thanks though.
Micster 0
oh man I guess u thought wrong
Euphemism 0
error
brootalxkeni 0
aw well that always sucks. make a note that says u r trying to avoid them :p
Euphemism 0
They wouldn't bother to snoop around for a note, if they don't care about him.....
brootalxkeni 0
they could "find" it :)
Euphemism 0
Which would be more likely as "addicently find it".
jonnymohio 2
Take the high road. Don't say anything. Pretend you never saw the schedule. Ask for a room transfer. Move out and don't look back. And once you're out, never acknowledge their existence again.
mintcar 10
It's not easy to transfer rooms. Sometimes, you end up on the waiting list and get placed in temp housing. Other times, those working for Residential Housing will ignore you until you continue to push the matter. It also depends on the school. The university I attended my Freshmen year gave you the option to switch rooms for the Spring semester. There's no such option at this new university. For the most part, you're stuck with the room you've got until the next year.
fisheatsbear 6
this needs some YDI's YDI for going to college YDI for living in the dorms YDI for creeping out your roommates YDI for eating all the food on the f'n island.... wut?
Euphemism 0
And FYL ops, for being an idiot to do all that.