Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time....

By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 05:14 - Canada - Clairmont

Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML

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Tuesday 14 October 2014 15:40

I will be like that to my girlfriend. If she doesn't like it, it's over. But if she goes with it, I'm definitely keeping her.

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I don't see the problem here

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