By Anonymous - 8/7/2020 08:02

Don't touch my stuff

Today, I found out where all my favourite things have been disappearing to: the garbage bin, one item at a time, courtesy of my girlfriend, who it seems wants me in a suit reading the Financial Times on a Saturday, instead of my favourite Jedi dressing gown reading Game of Thrones. FML
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By  rotflqtms_  |  18

Who really wants to be in a suit reading a boring paper anyway? is she going to wear heels and read the newspaper with you? SMH... I would rather do something FUN on my days off...

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By  rotflqtms_  |  18

Who really wants to be in a suit reading a boring paper anyway? is she going to wear heels and read the newspaper with you? SMH... I would rather do something FUN on my days off...

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  JackFaire  |  27

Wearing a suit and reading the financial times is playacting at being an adult and is pretty damn childish. Unless you're a stockbroker or actually like wearing suits.

By  Akitakat  |  31

Leaving may be an option but I'd suggest giving karma a hand by her suddenly discovering that numerous things that she loves has somehow fell into the garbage disposal, the shredder, the toilet... you get the idea. Bet she won't find it as "ok to do thing" when she is the one loosing her stuff! Good luck!