By Anonymous - 8/7/2020 08:02

Don't touch my stuff

Today, I found out where all my favourite things have been disappearing to: the garbage bin, one item at a time, courtesy of my girlfriend, who it seems wants me in a suit reading the Financial Times on a Saturday, instead of my favourite Jedi dressing gown reading Game of Thrones. FML
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By  rotflqtms_  |  18

Who really wants to be in a suit reading a boring paper anyway? is she going to wear heels and read the newspaper with you? SMH... I would rather do something FUN on my days off...

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By  rotflqtms_  |  18

Who really wants to be in a suit reading a boring paper anyway? is she going to wear heels and read the newspaper with you? SMH... I would rather do something FUN on my days off...

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  JackFaire  |  27

Wearing a suit and reading the financial times is playacting at being an adult and is pretty damn childish. Unless you're a stockbroker or actually like wearing suits.