Today, my boss was watching taser pranks online, when he said he was going to "get me". We often take turns playing pranks on each other, and I was the last to prank him. Now I'm terrified to move or turn my back on anything other than a wall at work. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, our boss gave me and my team a final warning, because of a prank that one of my workmates played on him. It isn't the first time shit happens. The boss won't let us dispute it, either. FML
Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML
Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML
Today my Assistant Manager decided to pull a prank on me by walking up behind me and screaming my name. I screamed in terror and then swung around and punched him, full force, dead center in the chest, right in front of my supervisor, manager, and several other employees. FML
Today, my boss grabbed my arm, raised it above my head, closed my other hand into a fist, and pushed it into his armpit. After staring at me for several seconds, he winked and left without saying a word. This isn't the weirdest thing he's done, and I'm actually starting to fear for my safety. FML
Today, I started my new job. It seems my colleagues are moronic pranksters, because when I leaned back in my chair, the backrest came apart and I fell to the ground, to much laughter. My boss immediately shouted at me to, "Stop fucking about." I thought this only happened in movies. FML
Today, my boss told me she had a nightmare where her life depended on me, and I let her die. Now I'm ridiculously paranoid that I'm going to get fired at any second. FML
Today, I was bored at my office, so I started flicking my pencils at my door. My boss walked in right then to give me a raise for my "outstanding" work. She scared me so much when she walked in that I flicked a pencil right at her face. FML
Today, at work, my boss went to the single-stall bathroom on our floor. The next thing I know, I'm on suspension pending review because some asshole left an upper-decker in the toilet. Since I'm the office prankster, all suspicion is now on me. I've been framed by my own colleagues. FML
Today, my boss called me to inform me that I'm being laid off. In my ensuing fit of rage, I deleted the recent project I've been working on for weeks. Pretty soon after, he called me back to let me know it was a prank. FML
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JumpinJacks_fml 0
Oh man, that must be pretty shocking!
DocBastard 40
Whenever he comes up to you, just yell, "Don't tase me, bro!"
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Comments (70)
Roldy 0
definately not a FML. ur boss is awesome!
CitizenSnipz 0
You don't get it. The FML is that his boss is going to TASE HIM.
CitizenSnipz 0
Come on perdix, where are you..?
starcraft2FTW 0
TASER DANCE bzzzap
IAreStarfeesh 0
I'm guessing that the tazer dance is like the one that the Peanuts (a.k.a charlie brown) kids would do... But on the ground...
kite1099 3
lul "Don't tase me, bro!"
adamo_erebus 26
You have an awesome boss.
xerikax3 0
That's terrible
tj79 3
don't give it if ya can't take it.
NemuiTM 0
win
keoct 4
Being tasered isn’t that bad. I had to have it done to me for work, pepper sprayed as well and I can say I would rather be tasered a dozen time over being pepper sprayed once.
preston992 0
best thing to do is when someone knocks, hold the taser to the doorknob and say come in.
MoMonster 0
that must be a rush. I would play :D