Work: Today, my boss was watching taser pranks online, when he said...

By MrsKSB - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, my boss was watching taser pranks online, when he said he was going to "get me". We often take turns playing pranks on each other, and I was the last to prank him. Now I'm terrified to move or turn my back on anything other than a wall at work. FML

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Just a prank, bro

By Lucas - 11/02/2022 06:00

Today, our boss gave me and my team a final warning, because of a prank that one of my workmates played on him. It isn't the first time shit happens. The boss won't let us dispute it, either. FML

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By tortured - 27/11/2013 03:11 - United States

Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML

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Very frustrating

By Anonymous - 18/01/2020 05:00

Today my Assistant Manager decided to pull a prank on me by walking up behind me and screaming my name. I screamed in terror and then swung around and punched him full force dead center in the chest right in front of my supervisor, manager, and several other employees. FML

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I don't wanna…

By Anonymous - 28/11/2015 06:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML

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Weird guy

By thinkimquitting - 25/06/2012 21:49 - Australia - Yarraville

Today, my boss grabbed my arm, raised it above my head, closed my other hand into a fist, and pushed it into his armpit. After staring at me for several seconds, he winked and left without saying a word. This isn't the weirdest thing he's done, and I'm actually starting to fear for my safety. FML

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Pranksters

By dan - 09/05/2012 20:10 - United States - Laurel

Today, I started my new job. It seems my colleagues are moronic pranksters, because when I leaned back in my chair, the backrest came apart and I fell to the ground, to much laughter. My boss immediately shouted at me to, "Stop fucking about." I thought this only happened in movies. FML

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By notahero - 09/01/2015 04:40 - United States - Brentwood

Today, my boss told me she had a nightmare where her life depended on me, and I let her die. Now I'm ridiculously paranoid that I'm going to get fired at any second. FML

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By JEalmon12 - 23/05/2019 12:00

Today, I was bored at my office, so I started flicking my pencils at my door. My boss walked in right then to give me a raise for my "outstanding" work. She scared me so much when she walked in that I flicked a pencil right at her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2011 20:35 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, my boss went to the single-stall bathroom on our floor. The next thing I know, I'm on suspension pending review because some asshole left an upper-decker in the toilet. Since I'm the office prankster, all suspicion is now on me. I've been framed by my own colleagues. FML

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By Workhorse - 12/07/2014 21:11 - United States - Athens

Today, my boss called me to inform me that I'm being laid off. In my ensuing fit of rage, I deleted the recent project I've been working on for weeks. Pretty soon after, he called me back to let me know it was a prank. FML

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Thursday 11 November 2010 23:31

Oh man, that must be pretty shocking!

DocBastard 38

Thursday 11 November 2010 23:34

Whenever he comes up to you, just yell, "Don't tase me, bro!"

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heyred 11

Friday 12 November 2010 3:55

Pikachu!!

iluvme4never 0

Friday 12 November 2010 4:48

he's already pranked you. in fact, he still is.

zebrapattern 6

Friday 12 November 2010 6:11

so when he tases you, use that as an opportunity to prank him back. pretend something bad happened to you, like that now you're paralyzed, really injured, or even dead, depending on how intense your pranks are.

nidawi 0

Friday 12 November 2010 7:05

I bet he's talking about the "taseing" where you jab your pointer and middle finger into someones side. The fun part is that, when most people are "tased", they make funny ******-like noises. Yeah, I'm pretty sure they wouldn't have actual tasers.

Brannie 4

Friday 12 November 2010 7:17

that's a pretty cool boss you got there. mine just farts and blames it on me

Bobby100 14

Friday 12 November 2010 7:51

Maybe the pranks were never as extreme? :P And op, at least your boss is cool and doesn't have a stick up his ass.

angel55033 12

Friday 12 November 2010 8:22

if he actually does that to you call the police or sue for harassment or something you'll be fine that would be too big of a lawsuit for him I'd think

d4m4s74 12

Friday 12 November 2010 10:42

buy some brood clausules you keep in your mouth at all time. when he tases you (it's not that bad) bite down

funzcpl 0

Friday 12 November 2010 12:01

#23 I was talking about the prank being the paranoia,not the taser. I KNOW tasers have killed people. it's happened in my city twice and I don't think hurting people as a prank is ever funny.