Today, my boss friend-requested me on Facebook. My profile picture is of me licking his employee of the month picture for a dare. FML
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Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML
Today, I was scrolling through Facebook and saw a picture that my boss’s girlfriend posted. I walked into his office and said, “DUDE! You gotta set me up with that hot chick in the Facebook photo with you and your girlfriend! I would totally hit that!” It was his daughter. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML
Today, my horrible boss sent me a Facebook friend request for the fifth time, in her attempt to not only bother me at work, but also through social media. FML
Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML
Today, I went to a work event and was having my picture taken with a coworker. Since we had done karaoke together, someone said we should pose like we were singing. I held my hand up like I was holding a mic and opened my mouth. It looked like I was performing a sex act. My boss glared at me. FML
Today, thanks to my asshole coworker and his obsession of posting pictures and tagging me in them on Facebook after I repeatedly told him not to, my wife found out about a party we had with colleagues only. I’m seen in several photos kissing my work bestie, who I hoped I’d keep under wraps until now. FML
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML
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starquality 7
did it taste good? ;)
Niki0308 0
Did he call you into the office to do the same thing to him?!? *wink wink nudge nudge*
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Comments (163)
Snafuusmc 12
that's hot
Andrea87_fml 3
lol that's probably why your boss want to add u
aardvarkish 17
Ditto
lmaoatall 6
they say a picture is worth a thousand words, and maybe a few bucks and a promotion if you play your cards right.
summerbaybay 0
win.
irokyoursox 6
maybe he enjoys that
NavySEAL13 0
o that sucks
sharkton 0
well apparently he thinks you're hot for him. and who does this dumb shit "on a dare"? unless you're 16, I can't understand why you thought it was funny in the first place..
aardvarkish 17
OP may really be be 16... another possible reason for the request...
sharkton 0
quite true
pink_raindrops 26
I'm pretty sure that if he was bothered by it he wouldn't have actually added you. If he ever mentions it, just explain that you were joking around, it probably wont be a big deal at all.
girlylaxfool 3
I am the only person without a facebook and I am sooooooo ******* proud of it!!!!!!!!!
sharkton 0
lol. the only person...in the whole world?
PeachyJinx 7
who cares? I'm pretty sure that doesn't make you special.
keepmeonthedl 7
That doesn't make you special. I don't have a facebook either. Get over yourself.
girlylaxfool 3
bitch I can say whatsever I want
smartdumbass 0
good plan man: purposely accepting a dare knowing your boss will look you up on FB, impressed your boss and left him wondering what you'll do for him, that get you farther than being employee of the month
Gbleier333 4
haven't people told you to not put things on facebook that your work can see? you deserve it retard