Today, my boss friend-requested me on Facebook. My profile picture is of me licking his employee of the month picture for a dare. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML
Today, I was scrolling through Facebook and saw a picture that my boss’s girlfriend posted. I walked into his office and said, “DUDE! You gotta set me up with that hot chick in the Facebook photo with you and your girlfriend! I would totally hit that!” It was his daughter. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML
Today, my horrible boss sent me a Facebook friend request for the fifth time, in her attempt to not only bother me at work, but also through social media. FML
Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML
Today, I went to a work event and was having my picture taken with a coworker. Since we had done karaoke together, someone said we should pose like we were singing. I held my hand up like I was holding a mic and opened my mouth. It looked like I was performing a sex act. My boss glared at me. FML
Today, thanks to my asshole coworker and his obsession of posting pictures and tagging me in them on Facebook after I repeatedly told him not to, my wife found out about a party we had with colleagues only. I’m seen in several photos kissing my work bestie, who I hoped I’d keep under wraps until now. FML
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML
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starquality 7
did it taste good? ;)
Niki0308 0
Did he call you into the office to do the same thing to him?!? *wink wink nudge nudge*
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Comments (163)
My_Nightmare 19
Did no one else catch that a man posted this FML?! it makes it that much funnier
Yinky 6
private meeting*.. yea he's gonna give her his meat. Lol.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
YDI for having a Facebook! Not really, I'd probably have one if I had friends :P lol
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
YDI for having a Facebook! Not really, I'd probably have one if I had friends :P lol
Yinky 6
wasn't sure if he did it intentionally.. Lol
Yinky 6
My phone just commented on the wrong comment somehow.. lol. My bad.
geminiTwin4 3
lol you don't have friends?
Stef__414 0
hmm... but would you have a profile picture of yourself licking someone else's pic?! hypothetically, lol
skitzofreniks 5
so, did 32 get the joke or not? I can't tell. probably not.
omfgfmlisgreat 2
haha work tomorrow is gonna be fun I guess
Yinky 6
Wasnt sure if he did it intentionally. Lol.
sexxiimissj 0
I don't think 32 got that at all lol
Yinky 6
Hey there's been times where I do typos like that and I just was curious if it was a mistake that worked out perfectly. Lol.
Yinky 6
was just* -.- lol FML..