Get Lucky, sound of the summer

By ashamed - 25/11/2015 15:50 - United States - Buffalo

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Today, my neighbor called me a lucky bastard and said he heard me getting my wife off last night. I was too ashamed to admit the sounds he was referring to were from my 17-year-old daughter after a wasp flew through her bedroom window. FML
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warrenhoward42 20

what the ****? too embarassed? I woulda set him straight right there.

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Tarlachia 33

Here's the logic: the neighbor thought OP was doing great with his wife. However, the OP knew it was his daughter making the sounds that made the neighbor think the OP was getting laid. Somehow, the OP is ashamed that it wasn't his wife making those sexual noises, and quite possibly is also ashamed that his daughter is capable of making such noises. Hence, my comment. No father wants to think of their daughter making such noises let along engaging in sexual activity. It's kind of similar how kids don't want to hear or think about their parents banging each other.

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warrenhoward42 20

what the ****? too embarassed? I woulda set him straight right there.

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beeferjay 34

what if he meant w.a.s.p. ?!?! maybe it was her bf who was the wasp

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littleteapot 21

...Wild Ass Sex Party??

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Tarlachia 33

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LilMissCanadian 22

I think OP was referring to him and his wife...

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Lalala579121 27

I'm concerned about you that somehow this FML made you think about sexual things with your daughter...

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Tarlachia 33

Here's the logic: the neighbor thought OP was doing great with his wife. However, the OP knew it was his daughter making the sounds that made the neighbor think the OP was getting laid. Somehow, the OP is ashamed that it wasn't his wife making those sexual noises, and quite possibly is also ashamed that his daughter is capable of making such noises. Hence, my comment. No father wants to think of their daughter making such noises let along engaging in sexual activity. It's kind of similar how kids don't want to hear or think about their parents banging each other.

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CharismaGeek 19

You do know the daughter was screaming because of a wasp, right?

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GhostFox 33

I'm pretty sure that #31 knows it was a wasp, #34. He's saying that it would be off putting to explain it was OP's daughter, because the fact the neighbor said the noises sounded like a woman getting off. Thus, the neighbor accidentally or not made the OP think about the fact that his daughter is a person who can choose to have sex, which would make most parents uncomfortable because they generally dislike the idea of their offspring having sex, much like how children prefer to NOT think about how they were conceived. It wasn't that OP's daughter WAS having sex, but that she COULD choose to have sex.

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MzZombicidal 36

There's nothing to be ashamed of, OP. As you can tell, a screaming woman isn't always the result of something great happening.

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arano 29

He probably would've gotten a laugh out of the real story

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guther_unicorn 15

How can the sound of being scared of a wasp be misstaken by the sound of having sex?

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toastbrot 9

noises woman make tend to be read as sexual sometimes. especially in video games you can't tell if the moans of a female character should show pleasure or pain.

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9a_1z 12

Yup, personally I emit a single high-pitched screech either way. Seriously though, it being muffled through a wall probably made it a bit less clear, maybe the neighbour was just commenting on the amount of noise and thought he was being funny.

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andrmac 25

Thought she was a screamer!

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DumbledoreDies1 11

Your daughter was making love to a wasp? How big was its stinger?

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MzZombicidal 36

Stop that right now...

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