FML : Today, while meeting some of the big boss guys at my new job, one of the men sneezed on his hand and then grabbed mine for a handshake. I felt every gooey...

Today, while meeting some of the big boss guys at my new job, one of the men sneezed on his hand and then grabbed mine for a handshake. I felt every gooey bit of his snot between our hands. FML

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By Roostermann25 / Tuesday 31 May 2016 01:34 / United States - Lebanon

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By DiversityHD | 16

#6618883 - Tuesday 31 May 2016 12:04

That is not very hygienic. He should have nose this.

By KayDee29 | 31

#6619172 - Tuesday 31 May 2016 21:23

Just go ahead and chop that hand off, OP. Just to be safe.

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By keithsbooty | 20

#6618882 - Tuesday 31 May 2016 12:03

That's gross! But at least you have a new job. Congrats!

By DiversityHD | 16

#6618883 - Tuesday 31 May 2016 12:04

That is not very hygienic. He should have nose this.

ThrottleJockey | 34

#6618962 - Tuesday 31 May 2016 15:32

The things one does to land a job.

By ssnow_fml | 20

#6618888 - Tuesday 31 May 2016 12:18

Sounds like a good welcoming gift.

By Suaria | 32

#6618889 - Tuesday 31 May 2016 12:19

Don't you know OP that is their way of making a secret handshake?

By Speedy1979 | 13

#6618894 - Tuesday 31 May 2016 12:30

He should've washed his hands

By TonierShadow | 19

#6618898 - Tuesday 31 May 2016 12:31

Well now you're bonded for life.

By Speedy1979 | 13

#6618900 - Tuesday 31 May 2016 12:33

He should have washed his hands what a duscuting person

By arano | 29

#6618907 - Tuesday 31 May 2016 13:14

You could've NOT given him a handshake. It's a very valid option.

arano | 29

#6619352 - Wednesday 1 June 2016 4:39

I've never seen someone just grab another person's hand and shake it. This guy has all kinds of I'll mannerisms.

By OrganicSistah | 17

#6618908 - Tuesday 31 May 2016 13:14

Eew I wouldn't have let him touch my hand. Or offer him my other hand.

pandalover69 | 26

#6619780 - Wednesday 1 June 2016 19:52

You don't shake with your other hand unless you physically can't use the right one. Traditionally, you only shake with your right hand.

By devinaww | 15

#6618910 - Tuesday 31 May 2016 13:18

amazing....that you accepted his handshake lol
Pass him a tissue to give him a hint?

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