By Roostermann25 - 31/05/2016 01:34 - United States - Lebanon

Today, while meeting some of the big boss guys at my new job, one of the men sneezed on his hand and then grabbed mine for a handshake. I felt every gooey bit of his snot between our hands. FML
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DiversityHD 16
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That is not very hygienic. He should have nose this.

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KayDee29 31
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Just go ahead and chop that hand off, OP. Just to be safe.

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keithsbooty 20
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That's gross! But at least you have a new job. Congrats!

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DiversityHD 16
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That is not very hygienic. He should have nose this.

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ThrottleJockey 34
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The things one does to land a job.

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ssnow_fml 20
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Sounds like a good welcoming gift.

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Suaria 38

Don't you know OP that is their way of making a secret handshake?

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Speedy1979 13
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He should've washed his hands

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TonierShadow 19
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Well now you're bonded for life.

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Speedy1979 13
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He should have washed his hands what a duscuting person

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arano 29
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You could've NOT given him a handshake. It's a very valid option.

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arano 29
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I've never seen someone just grab another person's hand and shake it. This guy has all kinds of I'll mannerisms.

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OrganicSistah 17
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Eew I wouldn't have let him touch my hand. Or offer him my other hand.

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pandalover69 26
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You don't shake with your other hand unless you physically can't use the right one. Traditionally, you only shake with your right hand.

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devinaww 15
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amazing....that you accepted his handshake lol Pass him a tissue to give him a hint?

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