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By Roostermann25 - 31/05/2016 01:34 - United States - Lebanon

Today, while meeting some of the big boss guys at my new job, one of the men sneezed on his hand and then grabbed mine for a handshake. I felt every gooey bit of his snot between our hands. FML

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By 911 - 13/11/2008 03:57 - France

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

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By paul - 02/02/2010 11:25 - France

Today, I had a big meeting. Halfway through my presentation, I sneezed, and continued talking. I get some weird looks from my co-workers, but I didn't understand what they meant. When I finished, I passed by my boss walking to my chair, and he gave me a handkerchief. Why? Snot was all over my tie. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 14:20 - United States

Today, I went back to work after being sick for a week. While I was gone, they hired a new manager. Trying to score bonus points, and possibly a raise, I went to shake her hand and introduce myself. Just as I was about to say "Hello, my name is-" I sneezed right in her face. FML

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By BoogieCandy. - 23/10/2009 08:56 - Canada

Today, at work, I was standing at the till helping an attractive man. I have a cold and could feel the snot bubbling up. He orders and we flirt for a bit. Just as I'm about to hand him his product, I sneeze quite loudly and forcefully all over his face. Guess I won't be getting that number. FML

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Gross

By gotanewmouse - 26/09/2011 10:37 - New Zealand

Today, I saw my co-worker sneeze into his palm, get up, walk to my desk and smear his hand all over my computer mouse. He then went back to his desk and continued with his work. Last week we had a workplace awareness meeting about my OCD and fear of germs. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2017 03:00 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, it's my first day at my new job. Unfortunately, I have a very bad cold. When my boss leaned in to show me something on the computer, I sneezed all over him. A hell of a first impression. FML

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By race - 18/11/2010 08:37 - Australia

Today, I was in a meeting and someone behind me sneezed really loudly. As they were doing so, I felt something cold land on my neck. FML

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By ZombieLicker - 25/11/2009 20:25 - United States

Today, I was walking into the building I hoped to work in someday with my resume, ready to be interviewed. As I walked through the doors I had to sneeze, so lifted my hands and sneezed a huge bloody booger right in the middle of the cover page. Turns out future employers don't like that. FML

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By BlueMacaw - 25/07/2016 14:38 - United States - Edmond

Today, at church, I sneezed suddenly and messily into my hand just as the priest asked us to stand and greet our neighbors with a handshake. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 18:08 - United States - Parker

Today, I went to my first job interview in months. Just minutes in, a sudden huge, uncontrollable sneeze overcame me. A wad of snot flew out onto my shirt, which I didn't even notice until the visibly disgusted interviewer pointed it out. FML

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DiversityHD 16

Tuesday 31 May 2016 12:04

That is not very hygienic. He should have nose this.

KayDee29 31

Tuesday 31 May 2016 21:23

Just go ahead and chop that hand off, OP. Just to be safe.

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keithsbooty 20

Tuesday 31 May 2016 12:03

That's gross! But at least you have a new job. Congrats!

DiversityHD 16

Tuesday 31 May 2016 12:04

That is not very hygienic. He should have nose this.

ThrottleJockey 35

Tuesday 31 May 2016 15:32

The things one does to land a job.

ssnow_fml 20

Tuesday 31 May 2016 12:18

Sounds like a good welcoming gift.

Suaria 38

Tuesday 31 May 2016 12:19

Don't you know OP that is their way of making a secret handshake?

Speedy1979 13

Tuesday 31 May 2016 12:30

He should've washed his hands

TonierShadow 19

Tuesday 31 May 2016 12:31

Well now you're bonded for life.

Speedy1979 13

Tuesday 31 May 2016 12:33

He should have washed his hands what a duscuting person

arano 29

Tuesday 31 May 2016 13:14

You could've NOT given him a handshake. It's a very valid option.

arano 29

Wednesday 1 June 2016 4:39

I've never seen someone just grab another person's hand and shake it. This guy has all kinds of I'll mannerisms.

OrganicSistah 17

Tuesday 31 May 2016 13:14

Eew I wouldn't have let him touch my hand. Or offer him my other hand.

pandalover69 26

Wednesday 1 June 2016 19:52

You don't shake with your other hand unless you physically can't use the right one. Traditionally, you only shake with your right hand.

devinaww 15

Tuesday 31 May 2016 13:18

amazing....that you accepted his handshake lol Pass him a tissue to give him a hint?

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