Today, my boss's cat died. I'm expected to attend the service. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband's cat died. He has resorted to calling me by her name to comfort himself. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boss that the reason I was sobbing hysterically as she told me that I was getting a pay raise was because I was going to the vet to have my sick and dying cat put down. Good news at a bad time. FML
Today, I was crying at my desk at work. My colleague tried to cheer me up by saying: "Don't worry, I'm sure you will find a new job soon". I didn't even know I was fired. I was crying because my cat died this morning. FML
Today, my boss brought his cat to the office. Despite our no pet policy, I still managed to get the blame when the crazy animal scratched 3 colleagues and peed on the floor after my boss left for bathroom. Apparently I was supposed to be "looking after it". FML
Today, I was sent a letter by the vet, saying my cat was late for her yearly checkup. My cat died last week and I'd had her cremated by the same people who had sent the letter. FML
Today, my boss announced he will be taking bereavement leave due to his father passing away. For some reason I’ll never understand, I got the urge to laugh. I tried so hard to hold it in but it was very obvious. If looks could kill, I wouldn’t be able to write this. FML
Today, my roommate's noisiest cat passed away. My previously-silent cat has decided that someone has to fill the void, and has been running around the apartment howling ever since. FML
Today, my boss is such an unfeeling asshole that he seriously thought he could demand I only stay at my best friend's funeral for 45 minutes then return to work, because it was “just a friend, not a relative', and that when his mother died he "took a whole 2 hours off and was back at work by 11:45.” FML
Today, I got a promotion. I was really excited until I realized that the only friend I had to celebrate with was my pet cat. FML
Today, I was at a meeting. One of the other members decided to share that their cat had passed away recently. I got an uncontrollable nervous laugh, started crying because I was laughing so hard, and left the room while everyone watched in horror. FML
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pertained 12
In Republic of Korea, that would be lunchtime.
roeroe66 0
I thought cats had 9 lives!!?
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pertained 12
In Republic of Korea, that would be lunchtime.
orphinz 3
It's the same in my house
pertained 12
zras voi teahn Borat, sir.
VEVO_fml 0
i think you mean north korea? lol
pertained 12
Erm no, my family has been to South Korea and they do eat cats and dogs.
kingatowning 2
yeah... that's not racist at all.
pman590 8
hopefully it was the nyan cat! rip kitten!
blondebrunette11 4
NOOOO! that Nyan Cat is my freaking life, bitch.
awesomeguy1221 4
get a life then
CryMoreFMLs 15
Wild pman950 has appeared! pman950 uses bad grammar and stupid comment! It's not very effective....
CryMoreFMLs 15
**** I misspelled the numbers in his name!!! FML
KatrinaKitten 16
45 It's okay, we all have number dyslexia at times.
uncbballwins 0
I put the sexy in dyslexic
tournamentdecide 33
And either way it was still funny. Pokémon is the best.
luvppl 6
not poor u, poor cat :(
bitterfaceplant 0
No he's right, that crazy. PEOPLE have died in my family and I never EXPECTED people to show up. If they wanted to come to the service they would. I really would not expect people to show up for my cat.
luvppl 6
not poor u, poor kitty :(
roeroe66 0
I thought cats had 9 lives!!?
pman590 8
that's why it's so sad, he forgot he was at 8 and jumped...
roeroe66 0
haha.. stupid cat. ever heard a cat cry before
Flutist 3
Yes, when it got a look at your use of the English language.
Cosmopeaches 0
Show up late....drunk, perhaps....text the whole time....you won't be invited to another stupid service for a while.
bamonte14 0
no, you'd just be fired.
sohigh10 34
And probably yelled at for being an asshole
Livinia 11
Why would you not?
pman590 8
you look like Selene gomez..
forever2life 0
bucause it's a cat and it wasn't even his and he never even met it!
Blueglasscup 18
You won't be able to suck up to your boss if you don't go!
rawritsgreta7 0
well. if you want to still have a job, i suggest you go.
squishy01 0
Present a Eulogy. It might get you a raise.
redbluegreen 41
And God asked the feline spirit Are you ready to come home? Oh, yes, quite so, replied the precious soul And, as a cat, you know I am most able To decide anything for myself. Are you coming then? asked God. Soon, replied the whiskered angel But I must come slowly For my human friends are troubled For you see, they need me, quite certainly. But don't they understand? asked God That you'll never leave them? That your souls are intertwined. For all eternity? That nothing is created or destroyed? It just is... forever and ever and ever. Eventually they will understand, Replied the glorious cat For I will whisper into their hearts That I am always with them I just am... forever and ever and ever.
effedml 5
23 - I find that disturbingly touching.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Dude..that was really..it made me cry. I wanna use that for when my kitty passes away.
unhappypixie 4
that made me feel so much better.