Today, in the magazine section of a bookstore, an old dude asked...

Today, in the magazine section of a bookstore, an old dude asked me politely to grab something that he couldn't reach. I did so with a smile, touched by his "nice old guy" demeanour, only glancing at the item in question as I handed it to him. It was a porn mag. FML

By Alan - 6/2/2015 10:48

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By RabbitOfAurora | 28

#6194413 - Friday 6 February 2015 11:50

Hey, old people need porn just like everyone else.

By Cass_x | 22

#6194415 - Friday 6 February 2015 11:51

Well who cares? If they sell it, people are gonna buy it. Let the old man have some fun.

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By RabbitOfAurora | 28

#6194413 - Friday 6 February 2015 11:50

Hey, old people need porn just like everyone else.

patrickalamo | 47

#6195439 - Saturday 7 February 2015 17:27

Need is a strong word...

LikeYouGiveAShit | 27

#6196613 - Sunday 8 February 2015 21:38

That's why 1 used it.

By Jasim | 17

#6194414 - Friday 6 February 2015 11:51

Hey, a good deed is a good deed.

HDMi127 | 10

#6206493 - Thursday 19 February 2015 5:30

seriously?

By Cass_x | 22

#6194415 - Friday 6 February 2015 11:51

Well who cares? If they sell it, people are gonna buy it. Let the old man have some fun.

By Exodiafinder687 | 58

#6194417 - Friday 6 February 2015 11:53

Hey, just because there's snow on the roof doesn't mean that he doesn't need to rub one out every now and then...........at least I think that's how that saying goes.

VbPretend | 7

#6199072 - Wednesday 11 February 2015 5:07

Eh close enough

By camerongrace92 | 9

#6194419 - Friday 6 February 2015 11:54

let the ol man have his fun. when I'm 80 I'm still gonna buy porn.

RabbitOfAurora | 28

#6194422 - Friday 6 February 2015 11:56

I don't know about buying it, I'll definitely still be looking at it though.

By phaelnb | 26

#6194420 - Friday 6 February 2015 11:55

You are complaining because and old gentleman politely asked you a favor? People that buy porn can't be polite? Is that why you felt awkward?

Mr_Guy_Dude | 17

#6217671 - Sunday 1 March 2015 7:30

Idk about you but I would feel pretty awkward if I saw an old man buying porn magazines.

deathshead | 19

#6350367 - Tuesday 14 July 2015 13:50

old people are still people, they can and will buy porn if they feel like it.

By Pink185054 | 16

#6194424 - Friday 6 February 2015 12:00

I don't see how this is an FML for you considering it doesn't directly affect you. But if you're going to judge the old man for reading porn then YDI.

By fsomelife | 26

#6194428 - Friday 6 February 2015 12:02

The item he asked you to grab could've been way worse. Be glad he chose to use the magazine.

By albertozeta_fml | 9

#6194433 - Friday 6 February 2015 12:08

Ah, the dear old school. Nowadays young men have internet and the only thing they have to grab is... the mouse!

jojimugo | 19

#6194686 - Friday 6 February 2015 17:26

That's not the only thing they grab

By acommonman | 23

#6194434 - Friday 6 February 2015 12:09

perhaps he wanted to destroy it, to rid the world of porn in a small way?

nah. old men have desires as well, OP.