FML : Today, while working third shift alone at a gas station, I had to deal with a crazy guy tripping balls and asking me if it was okay to bring a gun into...

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Today, while working third shift alone at a gas station, I had to deal with a crazy guy tripping balls and asking me if it was okay to bring a gun into the place. I don't get paid nearly enough for this. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 7 February 2016 07:49 / United States - La Mesa

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By Nakomai | 16

#6531442 - Monday 8 February 2016 0:39

At least he was kind enough to ask!

By Zettaa | 13

#6531445 - Monday 8 February 2016 0:40

Sorry op! Ask your boss for a raise!

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By BlueBaronBitch | 22

#6531434 - Monday 8 February 2016 0:37

Did he say please?

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CheekyRaccoon | 27

#6531602 - Monday 8 February 2016 5:09

He probably did and It'd probably go like this.

Hey man can I come in to this store with Betsy?
Who's Betsy, your dog?
Nah, it's my lovely 12 gauge shotgun.
No
Oh come on, please?
I'm sorry sir I can't allow you to bring firearms to this store.
:c

By LadyKayDee | 23

#6531441 - Monday 8 February 2016 0:39

Only if he doesn't bring any bullets. ;)

By Nakomai | 16

#6531442 - Monday 8 February 2016 0:39

At least he was kind enough to ask!

By Zettaa | 13

#6531445 - Monday 8 February 2016 0:40

Sorry op! Ask your boss for a raise!

By emeraldisle | 30

#6531447 - Monday 8 February 2016 0:41

Yikes! Be careful OP!

By WarMachine68 | 24

#6531454 - Monday 8 February 2016 0:48

'Murica.

By soulxreaperx356 | 9

#6531474 - Monday 8 February 2016 1:18

Well at least someone's gunning for your job

By sumi90 | 12

#6531491 - Monday 8 February 2016 1:43

Well then, is it ok?

By 914smv | 18

#6531502 - Monday 8 February 2016 2:02

Yeah I would definitely be careful. At least he asked. Maybe ask for a change in shifts?

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no_playa_hater | 14

#6531778 - Monday 8 February 2016 10:23

Someone is going to have to do that shift. I don't see why OP should let other people do stuff they aren't willing to do themselves.

By Dale_shackleford | 13

#6531504 - Monday 8 February 2016 2:03

I mean, if he asked if it was okay, wouldn't that probably mean he didn't plan on using it?

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