Today, my best friend told me that she no longer wants to cut herself because now she's madly in love with a guy in our school. She doesn't know that he's gay. FML
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Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, I found out that my best friend likes the same person as I do, but she doesn’t know that I'm in love with him, and she keeps sending me their flirty texts. FML
Today, I get to see my best friend and love of my life of two years marry the man she loves. Back then, I lied and told her I was gay to avoid her finding out my feelings for her. FML
Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML
Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML
Today, a "friend" of mine told everyone that I had a crush on a girl I used to be really good friends with 2 years ago. I never liked her that way, and had said that only to hide the fact that I'm gay and don't feel safe with boys. Her current boyfriend is seriously annoyed with me. FML
Today, I hate that my best friend has a boyfriend, who doesn't even treat her right by the way. I could treat her way better, she's all I've ever dreamed of. Too bad she's straight. Too bad I'm straight. I might be in love with my best friend. FML
Today, my best friend became my ex-best friend. I have finally gotten over the guy she stole from me a year ago and have developed a crush on another guy. My best friend called me today to tell me that she broke up with the first guy and is now going out with my current crush. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
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Top comments
misspulkadot24 17
Better to break the news to her now over Ben and Jerry's and romantic comedies rather than have her figure it out alone.That's what best friends are for; there for the good, bad and ugly.
Sandsh8rk 36
That's a terrible thing to say! Do you even know what emotional trauma people go through which leads them to cut? I am personally very happy that she's stopped, and I am sure her friend will be able to help her in this situation.
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Comments (145)
Kevdog824 12
I agree, her life sucks
pipboy3billion 7
Girls fall in love with gay guys all the time, even when it's obvious that they're gay. Then they get all heart broken about it
Dpac7 19
More like **** her life.
TJRou09 10
tried to say that and was reported
BriCx 8
You need to report your friend's cutting habits to your school counselor. Sounds like she needs some serious therapy. She may hate you for it now but when she realizes in the long run how much it helped, she will thank you.
Callilah 13
Oh my goodness:( that is so sad, what a difficult situation you're in op:/
jimmywithsalt 19
Perhaps it is for the best -- a sign that she needs to get help dealing with the cutting. A cute guy should not be the sole reason for stopping cutting - she needs to find her own strength. Good luck to you and your friend!
alwaysmalia 12
She needs counseling
scizor0138 10
Well, good thing he doesnt have a girlfriend
iiyahkinz 9
Op. Talk to a counsellor in your school and try to get your friend the help that she needs
carmagnet 11
The reason I stopped was because someone asked me "what will you tell your children when they see the scars?" That was my reason for stopping. I couldn't bear that thought.