Today, I found out that my half-brother from my mom’s side is dating my half-sister from my dad’s side when I caught them hooking up at our last family event. Even though they aren’t blood related, it’s still super creepy for some reason. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the truth about my parents’ divorce and why our family is so distant. Turns out my dad had an affair with not one, but two of my mom’s sisters. And that my youngest cousin is also my half-sister. FML
Today, I found out I'm going to have a sister. Who’s the mom gonna be? It’s my cousin from my mom’s side. My dad’s excuse? "Well, she ain’t blood related." FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML
Today, I found out the truth about my and my siblings adoptions and why I have no contact with any extended family. Turns out our parents are half-siblings, who decided to adopt rather than risk any genetic anomalies. Their families didn’t approve of the relationship so they moved us far away. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML
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Wadlaen 24
Typical **** movie-set up, not to worry!😅
Marcella1016 32
Because you’re literally watching your siblings making out. That’s just...weird. Like...eww. I didn’t really get it either until I pictured my half siblings doing it and it’s just weird. I don’t really know how else to explain it lol
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randybryant799 21
They're not related. Why is it creepy?
Marcella1016 32
Because you’re literally watching your siblings making out. That’s just...weird. Like...eww. I didn’t really get it either until I pictured my half siblings doing it and it’s just weird. I don’t really know how else to explain it lol
Wadlaen 24
Typical **** movie-set up, not to worry!😅
TexasKitten79 6
If they aren't related, and weren't raised as siblings, why would it be creepy?