By Lala - Philippines
Today, I was sitting in my garden and having a cup of tea while watching some dragonflies. I thought the dragonflies were really pretty, so I ran towards them and tried to catch their tails like I used to when I was a kid. They were exotic wasps. Ouch. FML
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yay this is my first comment! i want to thank everyone who helped me get this far and thank you all for reading this, my very very first comment on FML!! thank every single one of you!! what an honor! cookies for everyone!!!

  fmylife0624  |  4

#45 there's a difference, most MLIAers aren't And besides, they have a thing against FML. The only similarity I see is the name 'NinjaHarryPotter', - otherwise, I have yet to see a MLIAer who acts like that. They're usually a nice, witty bunch in a way that's different from FML's witty bunch. Maybe its the nice.

  KaySL  |  24

It was the getting teabagged at the time of noticing some dragonflies with fine asses, followed by getting stung on the cock at the moment of entry. Which is close enough >.>

  KaySL  |  24

Quite frankly, I'd be more concerned with finding Plexico's even more elusive micro-cock, if you know what I'm saying, WINK WINK. But yes, err... fucking harlots!

  Starchild21  |  3

Lol I see someone got the opportunity to find out about that ;)

Btw that first comment was funny mercy, I lolled haha