Today, my best friend told me that she no longer wants to cut herself because now she's madly in love with a guy in our school. She doesn't know that he's gay. FML
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Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, I found out that my best friend likes the same person as I do, but she doesn’t know that I'm in love with him, and she keeps sending me their flirty texts. FML
Today, I get to see my best friend and love of my life of two years marry the man she loves. Back then, I lied and told her I was gay to avoid her finding out my feelings for her. FML
Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML
Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML
Today, a "friend" of mine told everyone that I had a crush on a girl I used to be really good friends with 2 years ago. I never liked her that way, and had said that only to hide the fact that I'm gay and don't feel safe with boys. Her current boyfriend is seriously annoyed with me. FML
Today, I hate that my best friend has a boyfriend, who doesn't even treat her right by the way. I could treat her way better, she's all I've ever dreamed of. Too bad she's straight. Too bad I'm straight. I might be in love with my best friend. FML
Today, my best friend became my ex-best friend. I have finally gotten over the guy she stole from me a year ago and have developed a crush on another guy. My best friend called me today to tell me that she broke up with the first guy and is now going out with my current crush. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
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misspulkadot24 17
Better to break the news to her now over Ben and Jerry's and romantic comedies rather than have her figure it out alone.That's what best friends are for; there for the good, bad and ugly.
Sandsh8rk 36
That's a terrible thing to say! Do you even know what emotional trauma people go through which leads them to cut? I am personally very happy that she's stopped, and I am sure her friend will be able to help her in this situation.
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Comments (145)
jazalea8 16
She thinks she will quit cutting because of a guy. That is not the case. She will hit a low point and do it again. I am glad she is trying to find a reason not to cut. Help her to find enjoyment in life, and encourage her that cutting is never the answer.
littlexlune 16
Her well-being should never be placed in the hands of others.
unixdude 9
Down the road, not across the tracks.
JennNoVa 8
Ignorance is bliss!
PrincessOfEgypt 3
I have a friend like this. From a Christian perspective, in respect to other religions, prayer with faith and faith with action, worship and praise, ans wirh fasting and righteousness and God will make a way. From a worldy perspective, she needs to get help. Cutting is serious business and people don't value their life until they're in their dying moments. She may nor realise the impact her cutting will have on her life. Talk to her about getting some help.
KimmyCupZ 21
I too know a girl who has been after my best friend for years, he came out a year or two ago, yet she still pursues him.
HatemyLife32 15
Keep all sharp objects away from her
BrIEB1590 7
Oh jeeze.... Growing up sucks!
incoherentrmblr 21
Finds out, starts chainsaw...
uglyluckgirl 8
Slitty...