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Mr Narnia, United States Of "Muiker 30 years-old Single

Anonymous 12 August 2011, 00:49 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I finally figured out why my mechanic was so cheap; he wanted to sleep with me. After I politely declined, he charged me regular price plus extra for "humiliating" him. He's 60. I just recently turned 18. FML

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leftwardfoil 19 August 2011, 06:32 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean, so he could borrow them later. Which may have been reasonable, if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML

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