Today, my best friend told me that she no longer wants to cut herself because now she's madly in love with a guy in our school. She doesn't know that he's gay. FML
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Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, I found out that my best friend likes the same person as I do, but she doesn’t know that I'm in love with him, and she keeps sending me their flirty texts. FML
Today, I get to see my best friend and love of my life of two years marry the man she loves. Back then, I lied and told her I was gay to avoid her finding out my feelings for her. FML
Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML
Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML
Today, a "friend" of mine told everyone that I had a crush on a girl I used to be really good friends with 2 years ago. I never liked her that way, and had said that only to hide the fact that I'm gay and don't feel safe with boys. Her current boyfriend is seriously annoyed with me. FML
Today, I hate that my best friend has a boyfriend, who doesn't even treat her right by the way. I could treat her way better, she's all I've ever dreamed of. Too bad she's straight. Too bad I'm straight. I might be in love with my best friend. FML
Today, my best friend became my ex-best friend. I have finally gotten over the guy she stole from me a year ago and have developed a crush on another guy. My best friend called me today to tell me that she broke up with the first guy and is now going out with my current crush. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
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Top comments
misspulkadot24 17
Better to break the news to her now over Ben and Jerry's and romantic comedies rather than have her figure it out alone.That's what best friends are for; there for the good, bad and ugly.
Sandsh8rk 36
That's a terrible thing to say! Do you even know what emotional trauma people go through which leads them to cut? I am personally very happy that she's stopped, and I am sure her friend will be able to help her in this situation.
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Comments (145)
Kingofbosses 7
well op I guess its back to the cutting board
Dyingpie 9
Im so sorry op! I know this isn't a good thing to do but, I'd say don't tell her about him being gay. Let her figure it out. If she's happy let her be. Whatever gets her to stop cutting is good.
snugglesMcGee199 23
Except that she needs to learn to be happy and cope on her own and not depend on others for her own happiness and well-being. This could lead to a vicious cycle that won't resolve the issues she has that lead her to cutting.
Shyboy333 10
More like **** her life. The hell has this got to do with you.
martin8337 35
OP, tell your friend that the guy is not interested, not gay. That way she hopefully will not start cutting herself again. I think that this the best way to deal with this.
iajm02 13
This is a disaster waiting to happen.. Try to shift her attention from that guy to another guy.
Cestrella 12
Sounds like your best friend rides the crazy train.
Dusty_Busters 15
let her down easy.
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
Forget about finding another guy for her, find her help! I'm going to assume you guys are teenagers, she's young enough now if you get her the proper help, to learn to cope with her problems effectively. Also, if she hasn't already caused a lot of scarring, getting her help will prevent her from having to carry a lifetime of horrible scars around. I cut for ten years and if someone had gotten me help sooner, I might have learned how to deal with things better and my arms and legs wouldn't look the way they do. Do your friend a favor and get her the help she needs and is more than likely too afraid to ask for.
not_a_robot 15
I personally think that a better friend might express some concern for her life to her parents or someone trustworthy who may help...
Blink_me26 21
Ouch, poor thing :(