Self report

By sore tongue - 01/07/2023 06:00

Today, despite knowing full well that I am allergic to citric acid, I bought and ate candy that is essentially just powdered and flavoured citric acid. Now my tongue is too swollen and painful to eat. I’m a dumbass. FML
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ass 11

I'm lactose intolerant and still went through 7 containers of yogurt and a half gallon (1.89L) of milk in 2 days. I'm about to go to war with my toilet.

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Yudith 24

That reminds me of the story about the woman who always had sores on her lips. Her doctor had to tell her that the three bags of salt and vinegar chips she was eating every day were the cause of her sores. She was not a happy camper.

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ass 11

I'm lactose intolerant and still went through 7 containers of yogurt and a half gallon (1.89L) of milk in 2 days. I'm about to go to war with my toilet.

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lalalaila777 24

in kindergarten, i knew fully well i was allergic to peanut butter, but at snack time it was peanut butter crackers and i ate it anyways. at nap time, i was rushed out of the school to the ambulance to the hospital, where my parents met me in the emergency room. so i get it 😅

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Crowned Sataness 12

yeah but lik em aids are worth the sacrifice

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Yudith 24

That reminds me of the story about the woman who always had sores on her lips. Her doctor had to tell her that the three bags of salt and vinegar chips she was eating every day were the cause of her sores. She was not a happy camper.

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donkus 3

he who has not, wants the most

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