Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I left for a one and a half month trip to Japan with my boyfriend. He promptly broke up with me the first night in the hotel. When asked why he couldn't have waited until the trip was over, he said he didn't want to create "false memories." FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
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fleg 9
you're the worst kind of person.
sarah8909 0
What your friend didn't mention a trip to Japan to him either? And he decided to get engaged to you without even breaking it off with her? And when he saw you coming off the plane he didn't notice his girlfriend right next to you? FAIL
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dancinginthesun 0
What should be a day of being happy that you've been proposed to isn't now, because you got that proposal from a guy who is still technically dating your supposed best friend. I feel bad for her the most. You and the boyfriend are freakin' morons. Grow the freak up!
ricin_poisoning 0
Why would you post this on a public forum? You had to know that you were going to get ripped apart for being an idiot and a real shitheel of a friend. Get hit by a truck.
quesoesbueno59 0
If you were a dude, and your "best friend" was a dude, your ass would have been beat to pulp by now.
emo_devon 11
too true!
megan_is_cool 0
WOW. How could you honestly think that your the one to say "FML". I think your friend has the more f-ed life when her bestfriend and boyfriend are getting married?
Ikura 4
This isn't a FYL it's a FHL i hope she **** punts you
sydneybristow 0
your a terrible person, you should be ashamed i hope you and your jackass fiance have a miserable marriage!!!! she should be the one writing to FML not you, bitch!
Zoa_fml 0
Even though I think you are a total bitch....How could he not know his "girlfriend" was going to Japan with you??
T_cina 0
I think that she should be writing this in not you, for her this is a fml moment not really you. You knew all along what was going on
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
First of all, I want to go to Japan. Just saying that randomly. Second of all, I would do that. If you're a so called, "Best Friend" then you wouldn't have back stabbed her and taken her man. That's really low.
cyxx 0
You are absolutely disgusting, and so is this boy. There are so many things wrong with this scenario - You had an affair with your BEST FRIEND's boyfriend?! Enough of an affair that he wants to MARRY you? And all this time you don't care that you are both lying and going behind the back of your so-called best friend? Most of all, I can't believe this guy would seriously propose to another girl without breaking up with his girlfriend. And that you have the nerve to call this YOUR FML. I hope when you find someone you genuinely care about, you come home one day and find out he's gotten married to someone else. Same goes for the boyfriend.