Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I left for a one and a half month trip to Japan with my boyfriend. He promptly broke up with me the first night in the hotel. When asked why he couldn't have waited until the trip was over, he said he didn't want to create "false memories." FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
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fleg 9
you're the worst kind of person.
sarah8909 0
What your friend didn't mention a trip to Japan to him either? And he decided to get engaged to you without even breaking it off with her? And when he saw you coming off the plane he didn't notice his girlfriend right next to you? FAIL
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Lazyninja420 0
I don't know how you can call her your "best friend" when you've been sleeping with her boyfriend. 2-faced bitch
kboo220 0
The two of you deserve each other.
_X_tOxIC_gLOsS_X 1
GTFO If that poor girl is your "best friend," not even best, even if she was your friend, then WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU EVEN GO NEAR HER BOYFRIEND???? You're scum and slime and everything that is wrong with the world and you don't know what a friend even is, not that you even DESERVE to know. Not to mention you're a COMPLETE idiot. Like #19 said- There's no way you're good enough in bed to make him even consider marrying you after just a few *****. Do the world a favor- dig yourself a nice deep pit, and bury yourself in it. Just disappear. Forever. Hope your marriage ends the same way your 'friendship' did! Have a nice day. =]
GameRater01 0
You're a person that consciously makes the choice to interfere and ruin another relationship with secrecy and temptation. You also allow that relationship to continue, seemingly uninterrupted and happy, so that the oblivious person doesn't get a chance to remove themselves from its taint and suffers a rather nasty shock when it's discovered. You also pick other douchebags who like to cheat on their significant others. Indeed, FYL
skladek 0
#17, we don't have all the details, so that's why people like #4 go with what they have, but as long as we're grabbing possibilities out of thin air... Maybe the boyfriend was blind and both girls sounded the same, smelled the same, and were of very similar body shapes. Perhaps he didn't even realize that there were two women. In his mind they were both the same. Either way, the OP deserved every bit of this. Relationships that start on lies are destined to last.
Claeric 0
I cannot believe you expect sympathy for this. You are the worst kind of person there is.
livelovemusic 0
you are a disgusting human being. **** YOUR life??? **** HER life, because you just ruined it. you should be shot.
average_girl 0
wtf??? y would u have an affair w/ ur best friends bf?? r u selfish or mean or do u hate ur best friend?? wtf ppl like u disgust me! id be surprised if she ever looked at u again
chicaxx 0
#46 "First off I'm a dude and it's illegal in most states. Second I'm straight...." what does that at all have to do with your comment????? Also, first of all I think its fake. Logically it doesnt seem to add up, but if by chance it was true that truly ****** up........
wigginpt 0
you are the worst friend ever.