Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML
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Today, I left for a one and a half month trip to Japan with my boyfriend. He promptly broke up with me the first night in the hotel. When asked why he couldn't have waited until the trip was over, he said he didn't want to create "false memories." FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
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fleg 9
you're the worst kind of person.
sarah8909 0
What your friend didn't mention a trip to Japan to him either? And he decided to get engaged to you without even breaking it off with her? And when he saw you coming off the plane he didn't notice his girlfriend right next to you? FAIL
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greenzo 0
wow how lucky she is to have a friend like you
80sfan91 0
1. You have an affair with your "best friend's" boyfriend. 2. The boyfriend doesn't realize his girlfriend is in Japan. 3. You think the fact that he doesn't know his girlfriend is in Japan is unimportant. 4. The boyfriend wants propose to you without even breaking up with his girlfriend. #4 has it. You and the boyfriend are idiots.
pushinglimits_fml 0
jerk
bonestructure 0
I agree with #4, wouldn't his girlfriend have told him about going to Japan?
mememememe 0
you are a horrible person and friend. people like you are what is wrong with this world!
eitak 0
You're an amazing best friend.
nomadxx7 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
#4 We don't know the details of this FML. I assumed that maybe the BF and best friend had a huge fight about her going to Japan. BF hooks up with the OP in the mean time while best friend is in Japan. OP flies out to Japan and a) meets up with friend or b) happens to run into her while over there. Then OP is flying back and her best friend decides to fly back also. Gets back and BF thinking his girlfriend is still in Japan isn't expecting her and wants to propose to the OP.
right_on 0
You're entirely wrong, because, since you CLEARLY missed the FIRST LINE of this FML, she was IN JAPAN with her friend.
VitaLp 14
Hehem, "I decided not to tell him she was coming with me." She went *with* her.
sadlifeehhh 0
This makes no sense. So FYL for being an idiot.
ello_ello 0
All these comments could be true.. but they forget to point out one thing..there is no way you are so good in bed that after a few tosses in the sack he is ready to marry you.
wowlol727 0
as much as i wanted to hate this comment, this is jus awesome...
Murphy_21 0
I'm with #4. I have friends like you. We call them douche bags. You should all be lined up and put down.