Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML
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Today, I left for a one and a half month trip to Japan with my boyfriend. He promptly broke up with me the first night in the hotel. When asked why he couldn't have waited until the trip was over, he said he didn't want to create "false memories." FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
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fleg 9
you're the worst kind of person.
sarah8909 0
What your friend didn't mention a trip to Japan to him either? And he decided to get engaged to you without even breaking it off with her? And when he saw you coming off the plane he didn't notice his girlfriend right next to you? FAIL
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rinaldy 0
did u really think that anyone would agree this is an fml?! ur a bitch and ur a shallow ass person- how do u even call this girl ur best friend when ur treating her like shit
jaybirdka 0
you're a disgusting ****.
meggbabee27x 0
Wow you're a good friend! Hah no.
RDMC20 0
How about some perspective, idiot - "Today, me and my best friend got back from our vacation to Japan. When we got off the plane, my boyfriend proposed to her. Apparently, they'd been doing it like rabbits behind my back since before we left. FML"
g_unit 0
go kill yourself you disloyal **** rag
JVonDahl 9
You are a disgusting person. It's bitches like you that give the rest of us women bad names. I hope he gave you Syphilis. Btw, you're the shittiest friend ever. Hope you get hit by a car.
xxyumtasticxx 0
that should have been your "best friends" FML not yours
Marysenjo 0
best friend? SERIOUSLY?? i hope she beat the shit out of you after she found out. you don't even deserve to have friends. i wish i could click on "YDI" more than just once. no wait, i wish there was a button saying "BAE" [biggest a*hole ever]. you're the worst kind of person and people like you make me sick.
gmo8614 0
okay 1. how the hell did the boyfriend not know that his girlfriend would be in japan? 2. did he actually propose to you while you so called "best friend" was standing right there? 3. what kind of selfish, cold-hearted bitch are you to do something as cruel as this to you "best friend" i hope she beats the shit out of you then throws you in a ****** lake to die bitch. the world would probably be better without you. 4. the boyfriend is a complete dumbass for wanting to marry you over your "best friend"
Frlf 0
Wow, way to treat a ''best friend''.