Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML
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Today, I left for a one and a half month trip to Japan with my boyfriend. He promptly broke up with me the first night in the hotel. When asked why he couldn't have waited until the trip was over, he said he didn't want to create "false memories." FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
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fleg 9
you're the worst kind of person.
sarah8909 0
What your friend didn't mention a trip to Japan to him either? And he decided to get engaged to you without even breaking it off with her? And when he saw you coming off the plane he didn't notice his girlfriend right next to you? FAIL
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Ikura 4
Let me get this straight. Your having a sexual relationship with your BEST FRIEND'S boyfriend you go on a trip with said BEST FRIEND your BEST FRIEND'S boyfriend is proposing to you without breaking up with her? 1.what kind of douche are you? if this girl is your best friend why the hell were you hooking up with her boyfriend? What does that say about you as a friend? 2.how can you look her in the eye much less go on a trip with her? you represent the worst in humanity, a selfish prick who only cares about herself no matter who gets hurt. I have all sorts of exquisite punishments i think you deserve but my comment would be deleted if i wrote them.
Stina9162 0
You're BEST friend? You're the crappiest friend in the world...you can't even qualify as a friend. I hope she spit in your face honestly, cheating is so low even more so when it envoles you're best friends boyfriend! Seriously I hope you and him get married and have nobody show up at you're wedding because you don't deserve friends if that's how you treat them cause you get the award for the world's biggest bitch. Congrats
alex_vik 1
The second I read "have been having an affair" I clicked YDI.
iHeavenz 0
Btw, forgot to mention... did I see ''Best friend'' in there? More like a person you used. What a ****. You and your boyfriend are complete retards.
suadelaaa 0
Lol, #19
california_love 0
woww. way to go and fail on the boyfriends part...wants to marry you after a few times in bed? thats great but that doesnt make you any less innocent and youre a horrible person.
Jaywin 3
Seriously, shouldn't he have known that his girlfriend was going to Japan? This is retarded. Why is it F YOUR life? You got proposed to and got a trip to Japan. Your "best friend" is the one who just found out that two important people in her life are liars and hurt her. F HER life.
sep2032 0
I feel bad for your "best" friend I bet she trusted you...oh well yeah I guess now your life IS effed up now! serves you right
lolfml_fml 0
you are a horrible friend. if you're going to have an affair with him, have it after they are broken up and run it by her or else don't be her friend, that's better than this. and well put #22
IMz0r 0
Wow idiot. So you backstabbed your friend and she found out? WOW! You have the worst luck ever! Next time Karma kicks you in arse keep it to yourself
nycbutterfly 0
#17... seriously??? There are so many things wrong with this I don't even know where to start... -How could you do that to someone and still call her your best friend? -How could you date a guy with another girlfriend? (It just means he's a completely untrustworthy loser) -How could he propose to you while still dating your "best" friend? I think you should marry him, sounds like you two are perfect for each other (totally self-involved and dishonest) Check out The Anonymous Diary Project at http://anonymousdiaryproject.blogspot.com
hootersgirl09 0
you BITCH how could you do that to her? some best friend.