Anonymous
Austria
Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
fffemaleee
Waterford, United States
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to evening Mass. I later found that sometime between entering the church and receiving Communion, someone had snatched my iPhone straight out of my handbag. FML
seriously though
Littleton, United States
Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML
pissedinSwiss
Switzerland
Today, while backpacking in Switzerland I had my camera stolen. Not only does this have photos of my entire trip but the pictures I took for my best friend's wedding. I was the only photographer of her elopement. FML
Fuck irony
Binghamton, United States
Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML
alo1434
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Great timing
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
fire0fisis
United States
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
mugged
Germany
Today, I went to the Salvation Army to donate some clothes. As I was handing over the 4 huge bags that I had carried for 10 blocks, while 6 months pregnant, somebody stole my purse. FML
Chelsea
Perth, Australia
Today, my bag got stolen with all of my belongings at the beach. After being forced to ask strangers for money, I then travelled home on the train for an hour, wearing only a bikini. FML
mick
Today, on my and my wife's very first camping holiday, someone cut a hole in the tent wall while we slept and stole everything, including my keys and the car. Finally getting home, it seems the thieves got our address from the car's sat-nav and burgled the house as well. FML
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LittleMissRaven 0
There's a saying: The worse the wedding, the better the marriage. Here's to an AWESOME, long, and happy marriage.
jjames7543 13
da-da-da-damn :/
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Comments (113)
underyourbreath 8
Well, depending on how small your wedding party was, you could narrow down the suspects, sneak into their house & steal your stuff and a bunch of their stuff back :D
xJASMINEx 0
what if it was an old lady that's like blind or something and accidentally picked it up? o:
liiipzs0swe3t 0
44 it emphasises pauses idiot
haha89 0
That sucks! But congrats on your marriage. :)
JamieRKO 0
Okay, why do prople keep saying that "people who go to church should be trusted"? This has nothing to do with Christians or going to church. During a wedding, you don't only invite Christians. You invite your family and friends, any of whom could be Christians, Atheists, Agnostic, Buddhists, etc. It's not like this person got married on a Sundary morning during a church service. It was just a private event with her and her family and her husband's friends and family. It's not a "Christian" issue.
Cinn_fml 23
Ok, I'll go with that, we'll ignore the religious aspect, and focus on the fact that it was a wedding, and therefore chances are it was the OP and her husband who invited everyone there. Which implies that everyone there is family or a friend. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but shouldn't everyone on that list (ie someone who's family or friend) be able to be trusted? However I suppose there will be a few other people there, such as the vicar (who as mentioned should be trusted) and photographer etc, but you'd think that the latter would be a little less concerned about stealing things and focusing more on their job.
jjpavo 0
this PROVES your religion is a lie lol! y would "god" not protect ur purse? :)
cobaltssdriver 1
That sucks but congratulations
5t3ff1k4h 47
Who the hell steals during a wedding?!
Taybabe2525 0
it's a wedding gift duah xD
fishboy112 0
congratulations