Anonymous
Austria
Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
fffemaleee
Waterford, United States
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to evening Mass. I later found that sometime between entering the church and receiving Communion, someone had snatched my iPhone straight out of my handbag. FML
seriously though
Littleton, United States
Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML
pissedinSwiss
Switzerland
Today, while backpacking in Switzerland I had my camera stolen. Not only does this have photos of my entire trip but the pictures I took for my best friend's wedding. I was the only photographer of her elopement. FML
Fuck irony
Binghamton, United States
Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML
alo1434
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Great timing
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
fire0fisis
United States
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
mugged
Germany
Today, I went to the Salvation Army to donate some clothes. As I was handing over the 4 huge bags that I had carried for 10 blocks, while 6 months pregnant, somebody stole my purse. FML
Chelsea
Perth, Australia
Today, my bag got stolen with all of my belongings at the beach. After being forced to ask strangers for money, I then travelled home on the train for an hour, wearing only a bikini. FML
mick
Today, on my and my wife's very first camping holiday, someone cut a hole in the tent wall while we slept and stole everything, including my keys and the car. Finally getting home, it seems the thieves got our address from the car's sat-nav and burgled the house as well. FML
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LittleMissRaven 0
There's a saying: The worse the wedding, the better the marriage. Here's to an AWESOME, long, and happy marriage.
jjames7543 13
da-da-da-damn :/
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Comments (113)
sallen0046 4
What bride brings her purse inside the church for the ceremony? And why would you leave it lying around unattended for any reason. This isn't 1950; you keep on eye on your shit at all times, no matter where you are. If you can't do that, you lock it up in your car.
Cinn_fml 23
Maybe we should be able to trust others to leave things. Especially in a building at an event where everyone should be friends or family. Also, people who attend church should be trustworthy enough to not steal other people's things. It's also possible she didn't leave it unattended, but she asked someone to keep an eye on it, but they forgot it. However, it still sucks.
underyourbreath 8
Wrong. MOST people who attend church are NOT trustworthy.
Cinn_fml 23
Correction; I said SHOULD. Here, I'll explain: Assuming because they said church we're talking a form of christianity, one of their commandments says you shouldn't steal. Therefore logically they should be trustworthy with people's stuff. And at the church in the village I live in, that would be the case, and the people there are more likely to hand it in to someone assuming it was lost, or take it back directly.
No_habla_espanol 11
AGREED!
FreeCandyVan 0
yes. logically the pope would love and adore children. ahem...
hidingoutt7 0
wow people these day next time don't bring so much expensive stuff if you no you won't be watching your purse
YouSuckAtLove 0
This is why you leave stuff in the trunk of a car.
fagboobsrofl 0
I leave my stuff in the trunk of your mom
YouSuckAtLove 0
awesome you can be my new stepfather.
mahimalil 0
If you leave stuff in the trunk someone WILL steal it. You should have given the purse to your mom or someone you can trust.
perdix 31
Who cares? You're going to get a bunch of wedding gifts anyways, so you will be loaded. You'll also need to get new cards with your new name and a new phone, so your husband can peruse your records to make sure you're not still screwing around with your other boyfriends. And congratulations on entering the wonderful institution of marriage, where no one makes it out alive. OK, people make it out alive, but only after some amputations and other mutilations.
LittleMissRaven 0
There's a saying: The worse the wedding, the better the marriage. Here's to an AWESOME, long, and happy marriage.
perdix 31
The converse is also true. My wedding was great :(
FTWisRIGHT 0
And somebody's responsible...
StephWALKER 17
that's horrible.. :( as what's worse is that it may have been some one u invited to ur wedding.
docfan 0
hey that sucks, Something like that happened on my sister's wedding. Some guest gave them gift card or checks and they got money from the dollar dance, my sister put everything in a box and put it under the table she and her husband were sitting at a few hours later when we were cleaning up the box was still there.....the contents of the box weren't...they stole it all.
StephWALKER 17
sum people have no conscience. it really ***** me
EmoLuvsHugs 2
OMG that is so sad! I hope you get your stuff back :(
aadk 0
how are you writing on FML when you just got married. who does that? oh my god, I'm married. oh wow my purse was stolen, I better go on FML and whine about it there haha
Babushka_Homyak 10
1. FMLs aren't required to have happened the moment the story goes up on the site. 2. It confuses me why some people complain that people are complaining on a website specifically made to complain.
No_habla_espanol 11
lol babu!