Money: Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen.... - FML

By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 00:36 - Austria

Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML

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LittleMissRaven 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 9:59

There's a saying: The worse the wedding, the better the marriage. Here's to an AWESOME, long, and happy marriage.

jjames7543 13

Sunday 19 September 2010 9:03

da-da-da-damn :/

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Justincolon22 15

Monday 20 September 2010 10:51

on your wedding?! better check the guest list

cul8r 4

Monday 20 September 2010 21:01

Hobt's 'n dawischt?

Lexyce 0

Monday 20 September 2010 21:48

um, why did u have your pocketbook and all that stuff at your wedding?

Lexyce 0

Monday 20 September 2010 21:48

um, why did u have your pocketbook and all that stuff at your wedding?

Zandesh 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 0:55

ydi for posting it on fml on your wedding day

UofLCardFan08 6

Tuesday 21 September 2010 3:28

I doubt many of these FMLs happened 'today'.

Allymeme 3

Wednesday 22 September 2010 5:55

Wouldn't you be on a Honeymoon or something if you had a wedding today? Why would you log on to FML just to tell strangers about this?

5t3ff1k4h 44

Wednesday 22 September 2010 6:08

...Because people don't teleport to their vacation destination, nor do they leave immediately, in most cases. *facepalm*

Cinn_fml 22

Wednesday 22 September 2010 13:26

Not to mention (as UofLCardFan08 said just a couple of posts up) not all FML's happen 'today'. It's just a requirement in the format that they all start with the word 'today'.

Monicka 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 8:59

Can't trust anyone now a days.... Pretty sad!!

FreeCandyVan 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 2:51

Move out of Campton.

Gmanster64 4

Saturday 6 November 2010 2:28

They are so going to HELL!

Natalie403 6

Sunday 14 November 2010 3:19

Awwww. FYL OP.

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