Anonymous
Austria
Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
fffemaleee
Waterford, United States
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to evening Mass. I later found that sometime between entering the church and receiving Communion, someone had snatched my iPhone straight out of my handbag. FML
seriously though
Littleton, United States
Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML
pissedinSwiss
Switzerland
Today, while backpacking in Switzerland I had my camera stolen. Not only does this have photos of my entire trip but the pictures I took for my best friend's wedding. I was the only photographer of her elopement. FML
Fuck irony
Binghamton, United States
Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML
alo1434
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Great timing
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
fire0fisis
United States
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
mugged
Germany
Today, I went to the Salvation Army to donate some clothes. As I was handing over the 4 huge bags that I had carried for 10 blocks, while 6 months pregnant, somebody stole my purse. FML
Chelsea
Perth, Australia
Today, my bag got stolen with all of my belongings at the beach. After being forced to ask strangers for money, I then travelled home on the train for an hour, wearing only a bikini. FML
mick
Today, on my and my wife's very first camping holiday, someone cut a hole in the tent wall while we slept and stole everything, including my keys and the car. Finally getting home, it seems the thieves got our address from the car's sat-nav and burgled the house as well. FML
Top comments
LittleMissRaven 0
There's a saying: The worse the wedding, the better the marriage. Here's to an AWESOME, long, and happy marriage.
jjames7543 13
da-da-da-damn :/
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Comments (113)
Justincolon22 15
on your wedding?! better check the guest list
cul8r 4
Hobt's 'n dawischt?
Lexyce 0
um, why did u have your pocketbook and all that stuff at your wedding?
Lexyce 0
um, why did u have your pocketbook and all that stuff at your wedding?
Zandesh 0
ydi for posting it on fml on your wedding day
UofLCardFan08 6
I doubt many of these FMLs happened 'today'.
Allymeme 3
Wouldn't you be on a Honeymoon or something if you had a wedding today? Why would you log on to FML just to tell strangers about this?
5t3ff1k4h 47
...Because people don't teleport to their vacation destination, nor do they leave immediately, in most cases. *facepalm*
Cinn_fml 23
Not to mention (as UofLCardFan08 said just a couple of posts up) not all FML's happen 'today'. It's just a requirement in the format that they all start with the word 'today'.
Monicka 0
Can't trust anyone now a days.... Pretty sad!!
FreeCandyVan 0
Move out of Campton.
Gmanster64 4
They are so going to HELL!
Natalie403 6
Awwww. FYL OP.