Money: Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen.... - FML

By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 00:36 - Austria

Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML

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By fffemaleee - 31/05/2015 18:21 - United States - Waterford

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 02:16 - United States

Today, I went to evening Mass. I later found that sometime between entering the church and receiving Communion, someone had snatched my iPhone straight out of my handbag. FML

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By seriously though - 22/02/2014 05:48 - United States - Littleton

Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML

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By pissedinSwiss - 17/07/2009 15:01 - Switzerland

Today, while backpacking in Switzerland I had my camera stolen. Not only does this have photos of my entire trip but the pictures I took for my best friend's wedding. I was the only photographer of her elopement. FML

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By Fuck irony - 29/10/2017 10:00 - United States - Binghamton

Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML

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By alo1434 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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By mugged - 15/12/2010 11:58 - Germany

Today, I went to the Salvation Army to donate some clothes. As I was handing over the 4 huge bags that I had carried for 10 blocks, while 6 months pregnant, somebody stole my purse. FML

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By Chelsea - 18/05/2013 08:57 - Australia - Perth

Today, my bag got stolen with all of my belongings at the beach. After being forced to ask strangers for money, I then travelled home on the train for an hour, wearing only a bikini. FML

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By mick - 29/04/2018 19:00

Today, on my and my wife's very first camping holiday, someone cut a hole in the tent wall while we slept and stole everything, including my keys and the car. Finally getting home, it seems the thieves got our address from the car's sat-nav and burgled the house as well. FML

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LittleMissRaven 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 9:59

There's a saying: The worse the wedding, the better the marriage. Here's to an AWESOME, long, and happy marriage.

jjames7543 13

Sunday 19 September 2010 9:03

da-da-da-damn :/

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Justincolon22 15

Monday 20 September 2010 10:51

on your wedding?! better check the guest list

cul8r 4

Monday 20 September 2010 21:01

Hobt's 'n dawischt?

Lexyce 0

Monday 20 September 2010 21:48

um, why did u have your pocketbook and all that stuff at your wedding?

Lexyce 0

Monday 20 September 2010 21:48

um, why did u have your pocketbook and all that stuff at your wedding?

Zandesh 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 0:55

ydi for posting it on fml on your wedding day

UofLCardFan08 6

Tuesday 21 September 2010 3:28

I doubt many of these FMLs happened 'today'.

Allymeme 3

Wednesday 22 September 2010 5:55

Wouldn't you be on a Honeymoon or something if you had a wedding today? Why would you log on to FML just to tell strangers about this?

5t3ff1k4h 44

Wednesday 22 September 2010 6:08

...Because people don't teleport to their vacation destination, nor do they leave immediately, in most cases. *facepalm*

Cinn_fml 22

Wednesday 22 September 2010 13:26

Not to mention (as UofLCardFan08 said just a couple of posts up) not all FML's happen 'today'. It's just a requirement in the format that they all start with the word 'today'.

Monicka 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 8:59

Can't trust anyone now a days.... Pretty sad!!

FreeCandyVan 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 2:51

Move out of Campton.

Gmanster64 4

Saturday 6 November 2010 2:28

They are so going to HELL!

Natalie403 6

Sunday 14 November 2010 3:19

Awwww. FYL OP.

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