By possiblyoverweight - 08/11/2011 14:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my baby son latched onto my nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML
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that1guy1 13

Hey, it's a step in the right direction!

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KiddNYC1O 20

Quickly swap with mom and keep it that way.

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dtemple1110 6

Were you trying to make your baby suck on your nipple? Creep.

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KiddNYC1O 20

What? He was just getting in touch with his feminine side...(ref.)

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leadman1989 15

I don't want to say gay baby... wait no I do it's actually really fun to say try it. At least you know he's happy. :D

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perdix 29

So we can torture each other with Titty Twisters.

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RedPillSucks 31

Where else would you put your nipple ring?

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YouBelongWithMe 0

Cuz god made em that way.

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intothecrypt 3

Everyone has thumbs up except the religious comment, I wonder why...

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bizarre_ftw 21

That child's future is not so much bright as...... Well let's just say no exactly bright. "would you like fries with that?" "yes please" ..... "wtf?!" "what?" "you gave me potato peelings!!!" "yeah, so?" "I asked for fries!!" "what's the difference?" ^ not bright

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bassgod 9

Facebook status: "Casually breastfeeding my little angel'

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