Animals: Today, my aunt gave my cat aspirin because when she touched his...

By Clumsyblonde22 - 04/06/2011 11:22 - United States

Today, my aunt gave my cat aspirin because when she touched his nose he had a 'fever'. I came home to a dead cat. FML

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By Mum2be - 15/08/2021 04:01

Today, I saved a kitten from the streets, cleaned her up and asked the vet what I should do with her because she was the sweetest thing and my cat has a highly contagious illness. The vet had to put her down. FML

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By sadcat - 06/02/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump that could be serious. I got really upset and picked her up, crying. The vet then told me I had to put her down. Absolutely devastated by having to euthanize my cat, I passed out. He meant I had to put her back on the table. FML

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By good husband - 30/04/2013 16:03 - Canada

Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML

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By oh, good - 15/09/2019 02:02 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, my cat was looking a little peaky. After craning my neck to check for lumps under his chin, he felt this was the perfect time to throw up a half-digested mouse onto my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 09:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML

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By Oww - 09/08/2022 00:00

Today, my ill-tempered cat tried to slap me in the face. She ended up sticking one of her claws as far up my nostril as it would go, and got stuck. Not only did I kinda get to experience what it feels like to be stabbed, I also got a horrible nosebleed. FML

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By Noname - 26/10/2008 21:20 - United States

Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 12:00 - United States

Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 21:19 - United States

Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML

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Poor little guy

By CatLady - 09/06/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML

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Saturday 4 June 2011 16:08

And your relatives came back to a dead aunt?

mandaboo 8

Saturday 4 June 2011 16:00

I'm sorry for your loss :( some people....

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freddy101 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 0:02

haha my mom gave my dog medicine when he was sick

iloveyoungmoney 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 9:02

what time is it?!?! ................... ........................ ........... ...... .... time for a new cat!! :D cheer up!!!

xoxocristi 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 0:41

sorry for lost I have and love cats sorry

j_cat187 19

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:46

i want super swear vchip powers

decade444 4

Friday 24 June 2011 4:12

Hey 122, you're a dick.

DinoChick 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 1:17

poor kitty! your aunt is ****** up!

22cute 17

Monday 1 August 2011 9:42

I am so sorry!!

SadinSherman 16

Tuesday 2 August 2011 4:02

Poor Kitty

1ParanoidAndroid 7

Thursday 4 August 2011 20:24

Oh wow. I am so very sorry.

caseDL6 12

Friday 5 August 2011 6:33

how can someone say YDI to this? :/

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