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By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 14:36 - United States - Arlington

Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2024 03:00 - United States - Cary

Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML

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By Curt - 06/09/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or Genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML

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By Bec99 - 19/04/2020 17:00

Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML

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By ew - 04/10/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML

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By Hoggiebear - 05/10/2011 16:08 - United States

Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML

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By SymmetricalPizzaFace - 07/09/2014 04:52 - United States - Westminster

Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2022 10:59

Today, I've got so many pimples in my face, I could actually fill a bucket with my own pus. I'm 25. FML

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By balletteacher - 08/09/2012 20:32 - United States

Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML

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By baconrash - 22/02/2010 21:43 - United States

Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML

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By pizzaface - 15/03/2010 11:50 - United States

Today, I looked at my face to see if my new age-defying lotion was working. My skin does look younger, it's covered in pimples like a teenager's. FML

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Lunchy306 8

Thursday 24 March 2016 0:37

get to a doctor and get checked. that's probably not acne bro.

mineller 24

Thursday 24 March 2016 0:40

Syphilis

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w152 2

Thursday 24 March 2016 4:16

I would have to say you probs get a STD

rubysgonbfamous 12

Thursday 24 March 2016 4:21

sounds crazy but putting coconut oil on your face after u wash it as a moisturizer works great for acne. just a dab though...

wolf12king 12

Thursday 24 March 2016 4:23

You might have two things

ndnpride88 25

Thursday 24 March 2016 4:34

That may not be acne op. You should def go get checked for stds

cheshireau 26

Thursday 24 March 2016 4:49

It might not be acne. On Embarrassing Bodies, they said the are glands around the head of the penis that look like pimples.

ryanwendt 2

Thursday 24 March 2016 4:53

Dawg u need Accutane

IamComrade 16

Thursday 24 March 2016 5:57

That's a horrible drug that results in scaring.

Snails369 6

Thursday 24 March 2016 4:54

guess i shouldnt be feeling too bad. i get pimples on my pubes

moocowmilk0 19

Thursday 24 March 2016 4:54

...ew..

Blissment 12

Thursday 24 March 2016 4:55

ribbed for her pleasure

NH_Freelancer 19

Thursday 24 March 2016 4:59

I think you may have put that somewhere that it shouldn't have been... See a Dr ASAP!

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