Anonymous
Arlington, United States
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Cary, United States
Clean up
Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML
Bec99
Spotted
Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML
ew
United States
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Hoggiebear
United States
Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML
SymmetricalPizzaFace
Westminster, United States
Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML
Anonymous
Picture this
Today, I've got so many pimples in my face, I could actually fill a bucket with my own pus. I'm 25. FML
balletteacher
United States
Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
baconrash
United States
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
pizzaface
United States
Today, I looked at my face to see if my new age-defying lotion was working. My skin does look younger, it's covered in pimples like a teenager's. FML
chuffberry
Raleigh, United States
Today, I finally saw a dermatologist due to my unusually severe acne. Now I know I actually have a rare disorder that makes me allergic to my own acne. FML
Top comments
Lunchy306 8
get to a doctor and get checked. that's probably not acne bro.
mineller 24
Syphilis
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w152 2
I would have to say you probs get a STD
rubysgonbfamous 12
sounds crazy but putting coconut oil on your face after u wash it as a moisturizer works great for acne. just a dab though...
wolf12king 12
You might have two things
ndnpride88 25
That may not be acne op. You should def go get checked for stds
cheshireau 26
It might not be acne. On Embarrassing Bodies, they said the are glands around the head of the penis that look like pimples.
ryanwendt 2
Dawg u need Accutane
IamComrade 16
That's a horrible drug that results in scaring.
Snails369 6
guess i shouldnt be feeling too bad. i get pimples on my pubes
moocowmilk0 19
...ew..
Blissment 12
ribbed for her pleasure
NH_Freelancer 19
I think you may have put that somewhere that it shouldn't have been... See a Dr ASAP!