Health: Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting...

By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 14:36 - United States - Arlington

Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2024 03:00 - United States - Cary

Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML

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By Curt - 06/09/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or Genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML

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By Bec99 - 19/04/2020 17:00

Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML

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By ew - 04/10/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML

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By Hoggiebear - 05/10/2011 16:08 - United States

Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML

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By SymmetricalPizzaFace - 07/09/2014 04:52 - United States - Westminster

Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2022 10:59

Today, I've got so many pimples in my face, I could actually fill a bucket with my own pus. I'm 25. FML

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By balletteacher - 08/09/2012 20:32 - United States

Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML

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By baconrash - 22/02/2010 21:43 - United States

Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML

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By pizzaface - 15/03/2010 11:50 - United States

Today, I looked at my face to see if my new age-defying lotion was working. My skin does look younger, it's covered in pimples like a teenager's. FML

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Lunchy306 8

Thursday 24 March 2016 0:37

get to a doctor and get checked. that's probably not acne bro.

mineller 24

Thursday 24 March 2016 0:40

Syphilis

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DuffyZ 6

Friday 25 March 2016 14:38

Either Herpes, Pubic hair growing, or acne

hk2408 11

Friday 25 March 2016 18:34

no one deserves that

rec_chem 22

Friday 25 March 2016 20:53

That's probably not acne. Get to a doctor sooner than later, and start using condoms. .

ValleyHockey12 14

Saturday 26 March 2016 2:48

I'm pretty sure you,shoukd be seeking medical attention right now

LOSTinCO 1

Saturday 26 March 2016 21:27

You got herpes man

gnassar108 8

Saturday 26 March 2016 22:52

You sure that's not an STD, OP?

DespicableDez 7

Sunday 27 March 2016 19:58

someone's got an STD!

kalbrek009 20

Sunday 27 March 2016 22:32

Doesn't sound like acne, sounds like herpes..get yourself checked ASAP

Mudge 11

Monday 28 March 2016 1:11

that's an std boy

uzumakinurto 13

Monday 28 March 2016 4:21

I believe the medical term for that is herpes

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