Kids: Today, my 8 year old little sister said "f you" to my mom. My...

By Toaster - 30/07/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, my 8 year old little sister said "f you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said "Gotcha, bitch." FML

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By KC. - 25/04/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

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By Kitten - 06/09/2018 03:30

Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2012 19:43 - United States - Nutley

Today, trying to be nice, I asked my little sister how school was. She burst into a temper tantrum and screamed at me to fuck off. She's eight. FML

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You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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By Melissa - 08/03/2020 14:00

Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML

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By MovingOut - 16/01/2015 01:21 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML

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By tsakashvili - 26/05/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2014 19:52 - Australia - Hawthorn

Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML

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By yourebeautiful - 31/12/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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Friday 31 July 2009 0:14

Pwned.

Dosse 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:15

Wow. She's a sneaky one!

Comments

ninaaftermath 0

Friday 31 July 2009 8:29

HAHA you badass

gnbfd 0

Friday 31 July 2009 8:31

LMAO! Your sister pwn'd you next time she talks to you use a tape recorder

xTrollz_OF_Lyfex 0

Friday 31 July 2009 8:33

YDI for being a fat.

EveryDayJackAss 0

Friday 31 July 2009 9:05

well you can send her to michael jacks-oh wait..........well since the only well known pedophile is dead.....in the name of the JackAss Crew i say ....YDI :D

bogg_fml 0

Friday 31 July 2009 10:38

the **** is wrong with you..

Sanrio90 8

Friday 31 July 2009 12:34

fail

skittlezzidilzz 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 13:17

asshole.

skittlezzidilzz 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 13:19

@45, how about he sends his sis to u?

cr4ckb0n3f4n 0

Friday 31 July 2009 9:33

WTF? Your mom and sister are bitches.

chris_247 0

Friday 31 July 2009 9:40

she's a little bizz-nitch

winemysavior 4

Friday 31 July 2009 9:50

haha dam. i hate when parents do that! it's poor parenting, why do they punish the older kids? sucks for you

rustyrox 0

Friday 31 July 2009 10:09

what a little devil child, too much unmonitored television

bogg_fml 0

Friday 31 July 2009 10:59

Did FML get HACKED by the Jackass crew or somethin?..

AdamGD 0

Friday 31 July 2009 11:19

Wtf?? Why the hell would she ground you?????? Without hearing what you had to say????!?!!

69someone69 0

Friday 31 July 2009 15:42

and why would she ground him for a month for something as pointless as his sister saying "f you" its not like she actually said it or anything. If this is true your parents are incredibly harsh.