Miscellaneous: Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to...

By baldygirl - 02/11/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML

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By TimeForAHairCut - 08/06/2012 23:44 - United States - Eugene

Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML

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By ellieowenie - 29/07/2012 08:11 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML

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By my dumb bro - 17/04/2013 16:13 - United States - Gillham

Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML

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Hair code

By MoreThanABadHairDay - 25/03/2023 04:00

Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML

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By M95 - 03/03/2010 19:11 - Norway

Today, I'm a 15 year old boy who is bald. Why am I bald? My little brother thought it would be funny to put glue in my hair gel. FML

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Bunch of amateurs

By Anonymous - 14/12/2023 18:00 - Australia - Wacol

Today, I got my 9 year-old daughter back from a sleepover at my mum's. My 17 year-old niece was also staying there at the same time, and heard my daughter complaining that her fringe was in her eyes. My niece decided to cut my daughter's hair. There are now chunks missing and it's all uneven. No one asked my permission. FML

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Demented

By Anonymous - 16/06/2013 18:49 - France - Le Rove

Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML

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By hair2daygone4ever - 14/01/2010 15:45 - United States

Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML

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Good one, mom

By hairdresser - 18/10/2009 15:27 - Thailand

Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML

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By buiuuum - 27/07/2011 16:35 - United States

Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML

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katgurl 13

Monday 2 November 2009 23:12

Ouch :[ Sorry girly ! Cut your parents' hair (if they're heavy sleepers like you, awesome. If not, NyQuil..), and blame it on your brother.. Bet he won't get away with it after that :]

noshitsherlock 0

Monday 2 November 2009 23:20

Seriously, wouldn't you wake up when the bloody bald spots were created? That sucks though.. you should take away ALL his toys and give them to charity and shave the little shit's head down to the scalp and vandalize it with Sharpies.

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Tremble 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 6:19

Bwahaha. SEVENTH indeed. That made me chuckle. x]

MouseyN 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 6:36

Look on the bright side - you can shave it all off and wear fashionable wigs. Take it out of your little brother's allowance if possible =D Or simply return his favor!

kile88 2

Tuesday 3 November 2009 6:47

pretty sure that the bloody is used instead of profanity

Morokea 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 7:16

Do the same thing to him. :|

ShaneS 1

Tuesday 3 November 2009 7:36

Thats when you just beat the holy hell out of him

blastvortex 3

Tuesday 3 November 2009 8:04

How the hell did he "get away with it?" That should be impossible. Worse, if you're parents didn't do anything about it (scold, ground, etc.), that just encourages him to do it again. Maybe they'll be lucky enough to be the recipients next time (serves 'em right). If nothing else, beat the tar out of him yourself. However, restraining him so that you can do the same to him would probably be best.

illy88 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 8:11

omg my sis did this to me..when i was 7 i ad really long hair down to my hips..but she would cut it saying tht "she owns a salon and shit" omg i ended up getting a bowl cut cuz of all the damn bald spots..:(

Ninjaface 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 8:19

He may have gotten away without punishment, but you can still give him a stern warning. As in the teddybear's dismembered head in his bed kind of warning.