Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML
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Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML
Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML
Today, I'm a 15 year old boy who is bald. Why am I bald? My little brother thought it would be funny to put glue in my hair gel. FML
Today, I'm right now walking out of the ER. My brother-in-law thought it was funny to chop down my receding hair while I was asleep. I woke up to the buzzing sound and the first thing I did was to instinctively knock him out cold. My sis just told me, "You're lucky nobody called the cops on you." FML
Today, I got my 9 year-old daughter back from a sleepover at my mum's. My 17 year-old niece was also staying there at the same time, and heard my daughter complaining that her fringe was in her eyes. My niece decided to cut my daughter's hair. There are now chunks missing and it's all uneven. No one asked my permission. FML
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
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katgurl 13
Ouch :[ Sorry girly ! Cut your parents' hair (if they're heavy sleepers like you, awesome. If not, NyQuil..), and blame it on your brother.. Bet he won't get away with it after that :]
noshitsherlock 0
Seriously, wouldn't you wake up when the bloody bald spots were created? That sucks though.. you should take away ALL his toys and give them to charity and shave the little shit's head down to the scalp and vandalize it with Sharpies.
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AdvocataDiaboli 0
He would be bleeding if he was my brother. >:-( Oh well... I guess this is your chance to try out a dangerous new pixie hair cut?
SunlightVeins 0
He only got away with it with regards to your parents. You, though, still can act. =] Just be sure to accept the consequences, if any.
KateeJo 0
...Thought? anywho, that really bites. I know I'd freak if anyone did anything like that to my hair.
kayC7 0
Oh...oh wow That sucks so bad. :( I feel your pain (I have a younger brother too). But he never chopped my hair off. You should walk around wearing hats all the time if you can...
sillyzombiekid 0
don't worry, just wear a hat,go to a salon or cut your self? style and add accesories etc :D
perdix 31
What do you mean "he got away with it?" Revenge is a dish best served cold. Pee in his bed and bring the stained sheet to his school. You'll be more than even.
Armin_fml 0
exactly. she's the one deciding whether he gets away with it or not :D
fawfulster 11
Even better, go to his school with a pair of shitty and clean underwear and tell him: "Yoohoo! *insert name here*! Here, I got you a pair of clean underwear because i found these shitty underpants under your bed."
Tremble 0
That's an awesome idea. You, are a genius.
fawfulster 11
Thanks.
Leon_S_Kennedy 0
wouldn't you have woken up from the pain of chopping some of your scalp off?
MidniteOctopus 0
What the hell is wrong with parents these days? Why would they let him get away with it, just because he's 7? My kid would have been punished for doing that.
jane99 2
Yeah how did you not wake up if you were bleeding?
Skull_300 0
Time to Beat the little Bastard's ass, or give him a Brown Swirly!