Anonymous
United States
Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Anonymous
West Chester, United States
Today, my mother found my escaped pet snake after she had already washed and dried it with the laundry. FML
afraidtosleep
Houston, United States
Snek
Today, as I was rushing to get out for work, I opened my door just in time to witness a large snake slither into my home. I had no choice but to lock it inside and go to work. I've now spent several hours searching for it with my friends, and we can't find it. I'm scared to go to sleep. FML
Alex Andreas
Edmond, United States
Today, I found out where my sister's pet lizard escaped to. I also found out that the little shit likes to hide in dark, cold places. I discovered this when I heard the bastard squeal as I started the lawnmower. FML
blindsparrow
Dublin, United States
Sneeeeek!
Today, I went out to get milk from the garage fridge for my mom. The moment I stepped out, my foot settled on the neighbor's boa, who likes to escape. After my mom finally opened the door to my frantic shouting, she spotted the snake, slammed the door, and locked both of us outside. FML
Katie
Reserved
Lurker
Today, I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb the leg of my bed. My bedroom was closed all day yesterday. It must have gotten in my room days ago. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got rear-ended on my way home from the pet store, causing my pet food to open up and go flying all over the floor of my car. My pet is a snake, and his food is live mice. FML
yif2
United States
Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML
Noname
Ireland
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
Anonymous
Macedonia
Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying one. When he took it out of the cage, it bit him. Now he's terrified of them too. Even worse, he dropped the snake, so it's now loose in our house. FML
uh-oh
Sydney, Australia
Uh oh
Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML
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teqifsha 0
My 6 foot snake constricted your mom last night
FreddyLunch 0
At least it wasn't constricting them.
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followmyvoice 0
um actually people do have pet rabbits that live outdoors, in hutches. way to be totally ignorant people. OP, sorry about your neighbor's rabbit, just replace it before they notice :)
PeachZ90 0
Fail! I lost. =]
curryndricegirll 0
YDI for getting a pet you couldn't handle.
cramazing 0
UMM THEIR RABBIT DIES AND UUUUUURRR LIFE SUX?
LadyWallflower 0
I can see both sides of the argument right now with clarity of being both a someone who has owned a rabbit and currently owns a snake. I have a ball python that is about 2 and a half feet long who has a very calm temperament and will sit calmly on your shoulders, explore your hair and loves to be held. Snakes aren't all dangerous creatures if you train them properly and handle them properly. Many bad snake owners who are misinformed or just dumb give those of us who have taken the time to properly care and maintain our snakes a bad rep. I have to give it to the snake though. They are bright and cunning creatures that can escape from cages even with locks on them if you don't pay attention to them. They usually only hunt if they are hungry but since the average snake only eats once every couple of weeks maybe longer depending on what it was fed last as a snake owner it can be hard to tell whether or not the snake is ready to eat again. Though it is the rabbit owner's fault too for not keeping an eye on their pet, especially one that is small and doesn't have much of a chance against a bigger predator (dogs, large birds, and big snakes). Rabbits are smart creatures too that can be trained to do all sorts of things but they aren't able to defend themselves very well so its the owner's fault for not keeping an eye on their pet too. I know that if I even let the cat outside I have to watch her or it is my fault if she gets hit by a car. Sorry both of you are at fault and it will be terrible if the snake has to pay the price, goodness knows the rabbit already has.
rb8989 0
So, pretty much you ruined the entire (extremely long) comment by saying rabbits are smart. Let's just say they are probably as intelligent as you are...
made_of_fail 0
#91, nowhere in #87's post was it stated that rabbits are intelligent. I have owned both pets as well and share the stance #87 so nicely worded. Domesticated snakes already have a fairly bad reputation and for the most part don't deserve it; rabbits are thought of to be timid and peaceful creatures. One just happens to be higher on the food chain and if anybody cares to debate that fact purely because you like fur instead of scales, please contact your closest 7th grade bio teacher. Again having owned both species, rabbits tend to have less intelligence when it comes to avoiding death. Sorry Thumper.
Red_High_Heels 0
i'd rather have an escaped rabbit than an escaped snake.
fmlxxxx 0
they don't have a big enough brain to be clever
rb8989 0
She said vet TECH. Totally different, they dont know anything.
Sharrakor 0
But it escaped from its cage, didn't it? That's got to require some sort of ingenuity.
DrAwesome 6
There is such an unfathomable amount of sexual references that can be applied to this, so I won't even bother.