Anonymous
United States
Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML
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Anonymous
West Chester, United States
Today, my mother found my escaped pet snake after she had already washed and dried it with the laundry. FML
afraidtosleep
Houston, United States
Snek
Today, as I was rushing to get out for work, I opened my door just in time to witness a large snake slither into my home. I had no choice but to lock it inside and go to work. I've now spent several hours searching for it with my friends, and we can't find it. I'm scared to go to sleep. FML
Alex Andreas
Edmond, United States
Today, I found out where my sister's pet lizard escaped to. I also found out that the little shit likes to hide in dark, cold places. I discovered this when I heard the bastard squeal as I started the lawnmower. FML
blindsparrow
Dublin, United States
Sneeeeek!
Today, I went out to get milk from the garage fridge for my mom. The moment I stepped out, my foot settled on the neighbor's boa, who likes to escape. After my mom finally opened the door to my frantic shouting, she spotted the snake, slammed the door, and locked both of us outside. FML
Katie
Reserved
Lurker
Today, I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb the leg of my bed. My bedroom was closed all day yesterday. It must have gotten in my room days ago. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got rear-ended on my way home from the pet store, causing my pet food to open up and go flying all over the floor of my car. My pet is a snake, and his food is live mice. FML
yif2
United States
Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML
Noname
Ireland
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
Anonymous
Macedonia
Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying one. When he took it out of the cage, it bit him. Now he's terrified of them too. Even worse, he dropped the snake, so it's now loose in our house. FML
uh-oh
Sydney, Australia
Uh oh
Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML
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teqifsha 0
My 6 foot snake constricted your mom last night
FreddyLunch 0
At least it wasn't constricting them.
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kaizoku_X6 0
Aww, man. **** the rabbits' life. That's awful. :(
colonel_crunk 0
LOOOOOOL
Polionixon 2
oh right i suppose they keep the rabbit on a leash in the backyard? lol
teqifsha 0
My 6 foot snake constricted your mom last night
moonlit_manga 0
how is this a sex fml? WTF a 6ft boa...dude that's taller than me! well either way : YDI
VersusFML 0
I clicked on I agree, you life sucks in favor of the rabbit.
lightningthunder 0
Ouch **** the rabbit's life (or lackthereof)
bowhuntpa 0
THE RABBIT DESERVED IT!!!! SNAKES RULE
towell777 0
yeah!
Music_rocks 7
This is really horrible, poor rabbit and I'm going to say poor snake too because it could have gotton hit by a car or something. OP, take more precautions to make sure this doesn't happen again, and be thankful it wasn't constricting around a young child or anyone for that matter.
Malexhe 0
Take better precautions for your snake, man. And like #26 said, be thankful that it didn't get to a kid. Some dumb ass parents in Florida owned a Burmese, it escaped and killed their kid. Now there is fear that they may be made illegal, and it may also effect other species of snake. My brother is worried that he may have to give up his beloved ball python because of this shit. Stuff like this happening is NOT GOOD for responsible owners.
gottalovepixar 0
#27: A six foot snake can't kill a kid. The largest thing it can kill is, actually, a rabbit. The snake would have to be much bigger to kill a child. That burmese was probably about 20 feet long, maybe 15 minimum. And if Florida is going to ban a ball python, which won't get any bigger than 3 ft, over a snake that can keep growing (the largest burmese I've had was about 22 ft, and that was because the previous owner overfed it), they're just dumb.
Sygonus 0
@41: You're wrong, a six-foot constrictor most definitely COULD kill a small child.
LadyWallflower 0
some ball pythons get up to 6 feet but that is usually the biggest they get
stanzskin 0
You're a douchebag and YDI for having a deadly animal for a pet!
Sharrakor 0
I agree, what a douchebag, man, because he INTENTIONALLY let his snake constrict the neighbor's rabbit, right? Deadly animal? Deadly in what sense of the word? Deadly as in capable of killing something? Most all pets fit under that category, excepting herbivores like rabbits and gerbils and whatnot. Deadly as in capable of killing a human? Still no, as the snake would probably have to be larger, unless you put small children in the equation. Besides, a mid-sized dog could be more deadly than the snake described.
MacKeracher 4
#28 All pets(big pets like dogs and snakes, not hamsters) can(-emphasis) be deadly. It just depends on how you raise it. Like some dogs are raised to be playmates to three year olds and some, guard dogs.