Anonymous
United States
Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Anonymous
West Chester, United States
Today, my mother found my escaped pet snake after she had already washed and dried it with the laundry. FML
afraidtosleep
Houston, United States
Snek
Today, as I was rushing to get out for work, I opened my door just in time to witness a large snake slither into my home. I had no choice but to lock it inside and go to work. I've now spent several hours searching for it with my friends, and we can't find it. I'm scared to go to sleep. FML
Alex Andreas
Edmond, United States
Today, I found out where my sister's pet lizard escaped to. I also found out that the little shit likes to hide in dark, cold places. I discovered this when I heard the bastard squeal as I started the lawnmower. FML
blindsparrow
Dublin, United States
Sneeeeek!
Today, I went out to get milk from the garage fridge for my mom. The moment I stepped out, my foot settled on the neighbor's boa, who likes to escape. After my mom finally opened the door to my frantic shouting, she spotted the snake, slammed the door, and locked both of us outside. FML
Katie
Reserved
Lurker
Today, I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb the leg of my bed. My bedroom was closed all day yesterday. It must have gotten in my room days ago. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got rear-ended on my way home from the pet store, causing my pet food to open up and go flying all over the floor of my car. My pet is a snake, and his food is live mice. FML
yif2
United States
Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML
Noname
Ireland
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
Anonymous
Macedonia
Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying one. When he took it out of the cage, it bit him. Now he's terrified of them too. Even worse, he dropped the snake, so it's now loose in our house. FML
uh-oh
Sydney, Australia
Uh oh
Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML
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teqifsha 0
My 6 foot snake constricted your mom last night
FreddyLunch 0
At least it wasn't constricting them.
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ITrollYourFail 0
How the **** do you lose something that's six feet long?!
dajon221 0
at least you don't have to feed it for a while
DrObaid_fml 0
This is not an FML . You're just bragging about your snake.
thoughtcriminal7 3
Who the hell owns a pet snake? A dog or a cat can roam around and love you, but a snake just has to sit there in a cage and suffer because you're an idiot. Let the snake into the wild where it belongs. And I hope the neighbors are mad at you and not the snake, because their rabbit being attacked is your stupid fault.
varamor 1
Snakes don't have to sit in a cage and "suffer!" my snake has its own room in my house!!!! No cage!!! I feed it rabbits twice a week!!! And I let it roam around the house and yard at least an hour a day!!! I have two dogs that have grown up with it!!! It does not eat them because I keep it well fead and it likes to chill on the couch with me!!!
xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7
Circle of life?
reptileguy1296 0
The animal was hungry. What do you do when you're hungry? You go get food.
charmax1234 0
Awww I have a bunny
varamor 1
Seriously!!!!! Animals aren't as fragile as everyone makes them out to be!!!! Before we domesticated them they lived "OUTSIDE!" and it's natural instinct for the snake to hunt!! So there is nothing wrong with the fact that your snake got a hold of your neighbors rabbit... And rabbits are food not petts!!!
jpqm32 3
GO SNAKE!!!!!!!!
giggitygoo12 7
Nice!